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its normal for humans to stare tho

I guess in their version of the story they're staring like this:
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That's a child you fuck. (thankfully not real, but still creepy)
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"Cartoons are not real uwu the bunny did not die for real its ok! shhh uwu heres a warm bottle of milk and a blankie"
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But this one is pretty tame, I'll take this over the furry inflation fetish porn and vanellope loli porn thats plagueing the tag (also many crying about the baby moana easter egg that "breaks canon" or whatever) why I blanked out their name and avatar, they don't deserve to have weens go after them, as cringy as the comment is, its harmless. Unlike the first image.
 
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Just when you think fetishes can’t get weirder.

Mmmm. I've got a new fetish.

I want to ask why.. I don't think I'll like the answer.. But damn, I wanna know what's so attractive about Wonderbread, because it's terrible.

It's terrible. It's crappy in every way... but it's colorful, simple, pure. It reminds the people that buy it of their youth and a time in their lives they can't get back.

It's like McDonalds Szechuan Sauce in Rick and Morty and how fans react to it now. It was never good, but 20 years ago Rick (and probably by extension one of the writers) reacted vaguely positively to it and over the course of 19 years, it gets better. The Nathan Fillion bug reacting to the sauce isn't tasting the actual sauce, he's tasting every good thing Rick remembers about it, amplified over time. Of course the McDonalds sauce is kind of crappy now that they've relaunched it. It was always crappy. It's a McDonalds sauce. People miss the point.

Wonderbread is the same kind of deal. Yeah, it's objectively inferior bread, structurally. Yeah, it's as bland as bland gets. But it's got colored polka dots and it reminds some person of a time when their parents were still alive.
 
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I was browsing TiA and found this piece of work. Her blog description is icing on the cake:
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>implying that women can't beat men or their same-sex partners
It's sad but true that there are shitty men in the world, but guess what? Women are just as vicious, if not worse.
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You know... I never understand this line of thinking. If they're MURDERING you, then stop drawing attention to yourself! If there are Nazis running around baking Jews in ovens, you wouldn't see Jews like:

Nazi: Oh Mein Hitler. It's about to get lit. Hey Jews, want to get baked lol?!

Either it's a big important deal or it's the type of thing random Beckys on the street can talk about with too many emojis. It's not that serious. Also, stop putting that extra 'u' in humor. That's internalized oppression in the form of British English.
 

I bet this fucker wasn't old enough to even remember the Matthew Shepard murder. (I'm going to assume this person is from the US and not Russia where there have been violent attacks against gay people) and not from Uganda.
Yeah- what's going on in the US is nowhere as extreme as Africa and other countries where gays are legit murdered and getting thrown off roofs. I can bet they're safe and living a good life but acting like they're literally getting murdered or has the chance to get killed on the street.
Dramatic much, Tumblr?
 
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