Random Tumblr posts

[Synthesizer Patel]

I do love the attitude of "you all want to see my face, but you must follow these 5325 rules and promise NEVER to share my picture", but when people don't want to go to all the bother just to see the face of some randomer online, it must be because transphobia. It's my favourite kind of mental gymnastics, and I feel Privileged(TM) to see it.

Have some police-oppress-me panic.

And... whatever this is.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

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"How do we stop the stereotype of gendered mental illness? I know, let's all act like crazy bitches!"

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

So, I guess Tumblr only gets mad when someone's actually diagnosed with BPD. If you're self diagnosed that's fine, but if you really have it that's just muh soggy knees.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Bitch look hideous so it’s no surprise no one wants to compliment her

LOL, people called him pretty because it's Tumblr and you have to still call them all attractive, even when they're not.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

This is some wild shit from start to finish

 

[IceGray]

They refuse to understand that BDSM also includes "women beating men" and there are plenty of sub dudes too.

That same old anti-makeup argument again, at least people who repeat the same old wives' tale about modern makeup being full of arsenic are doing it out of genuine health concerns.

 

[Lunete]

This is some wild shit from start to finish
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"Women are too god-damned stupid to make their own decisions. That's why it's up to me, the almighty feminist, to tell you all how to live your lives."

 

[Benine Bovine]

And... whatever this is.

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Claiming that trans women are the only ones affected by Medicinal gatekeeping is the first way to spot some brat from a region of the world where trans people are generally accepted and amended for

 

[Donovan the Man]

Claiming that trans women are the only ones affected by Medicinal gatekeeping is the first way to spot some brat from a region of the world where trans people are generally accepted and amended for

Doctors want to be doubly cautious about giving HTR and SRS because surprise a lot of trannies regret doing it.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Tumblr discovers "Phantom of the Paradise" thanks to someone doing a (probably crappy) concert based on it. Tumblr reacts the only way it is capable of:

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

Have some police-oppress-me panic.

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If you pull out something when approached by a police officer, then they will suspect you are carrying a weapon and have every right to search you. It's not illegal like the OP claims.

And... whatever this is.

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Apparently therapy exists only to oppress feminists now. Nevermind that it saves lives and is beneficial in general.

This is some wild shit from start to finish
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I love how the OP can't stay on topic and randomly switches from capitalism to so-called harmful behaviors.

 

[WellManicuredMan]

 

[charmaide]

If you can't feel anything for him, maybe he's not for you. Just sayin'.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

http://archive.is/SRHok
Do you know what's actually funny to me about this? Gays and lesbians do the opposite. They'll label random people in history as gay or lesbian based on their views that they've made up even though there's no proof of it. And they're too stupid or ignorant to realize it.

 

[Meowthkip]

If you feel nothing making out with him, bitch, why do you even enjoy it?

... Unless you have an orgasm denial fetish and you're just now realizing it.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

OP:https://yourfatfeministfriend.tumbl...ated-dating-requirementsmust-meet-at-least-80

Spoiler: Long, but hilarious

Updated Dating Requirements

Must meet at least 80% of given criteria for me to consider dating you

You cannot be a neo-Nazi, alt-right, white supremacist, Trump supporter, KKK member, anti-Islam, or anti-BLM

You must acknowledge your privilege

You must have friends that are LGBTQIA, black, Asian, Muslim, disabled, fat , or Latinx.

You have to be an intersectional feminist

You must be an ally to all marginalized groups

You cannot speak over me or gaslight me

No sexism allowed

You must be an ally to the fat acceptance movement and work in eliminating fatphobia

You cannot in any way suggest I change my looks or lose weight

You are only allowed to look at sexy pictures of me, and only me

You must report to me weekly about your internet searches so I can make sure you’re not cheating on me

If you use incognito on any device, for any reason, I will dump you

You must take me out to dinner once a week to show you care for me.

Activism is my job, so you will have to help pay for my funds. You must respect this and as such, pay for me when necessary

You are not allowed to call me babe or honey. It’s creepy and rude.

You must be okay with having sex at least five times a week. I’m sex positive and I should not be shamed for my sexuality.

You have to keep up with certain tv shows that I like

You must be a Star Wars and Harry Potter fan

You can have any body type. You can’t control how thin or fat you are, so I won’t judge you for it

You must be open to certain kinks in the bedroom. It’s okay to not like them.

You must massage me three times a week

You must have a job. No pay requirements

You have to drive me to protests and help me make signs and fliers

You must be politically active and be a democrat

You must be politically correct at all times

Absolutely no microagressions

No ableism

No racism

You are not allowed to question how much or what I eat.

You must acknowledge that health is a social construct

You must practice basic hygiene at all times

You must be okay with what I choose to do with my body. My body, my choice

You must have interests in diverse or less problematic media

You cannot be a fan of problematic people

You must like Beyoncé

You cannot question how I spend money

You are not allowed to play problematic video games such as GTA

You must love me no matter what I do with my life

Obvious controlling, manipulative behavior in a relationship from a typical SJW. Good thing no one will date this person for sure.

I wanna believe that this is a troll. Byt otoh, I’ve seen similar shit that is totally serious, soooooo...

 

[SnowBall]

OP:https://yourfatfeministfriend.tumbl...ated-dating-requirementsmust-meet-at-least-80

Spoiler: Long, but hilarious

Updated Dating Requirements

Must meet at least 80% of given criteria for me to consider dating you

You cannot be a neo-Nazi, alt-right, white supremacist, Trump supporter, KKK member, anti-Islam, or anti-BLM

You must acknowledge your privilege

You must have friends that are LGBTQIA, black, Asian, Muslim, disabled, fat , or Latinx.

You have to be an intersectional feminist

You must be an ally to all marginalized groups

You cannot speak over me or gaslight me

No sexism allowed

You must be an ally to the fat acceptance movement and work in eliminating fatphobia

You cannot in any way suggest I change my looks or lose weight

You are only allowed to look at sexy pictures of me, and only me

You must report to me weekly about your internet searches so I can make sure you’re not cheating on me

If you use incognito on any device, for any reason, I will dump you

You must take me out to dinner once a week to show you care for me.

Activism is my job, so you will have to help pay for my funds. You must respect this and as such, pay for me when necessary

You are not allowed to call me babe or honey. It’s creepy and rude.

You must be okay with having sex at least five times a week. I’m sex positive and I should not be shamed for my sexuality.

You have to keep up with certain tv shows that I like

You must be a Star Wars and Harry Potter fan

You can have any body type. You can’t control how thin or fat you are, so I won’t judge you for it

You must be open to certain kinks in the bedroom. It’s okay to not like them.

You must massage me three times a week

You must have a job. No pay requirements

You have to drive me to protests and help me make signs and fliers

You must be politically active and be a democrat

You must be politically correct at all times

Absolutely no microagressions

No ableism

No racism

You are not allowed to question how much or what I eat.

You must acknowledge that health is a social construct

You must practice basic hygiene at all times

You must be okay with what I choose to do with my body. My body, my choice

You must have interests in diverse or less problematic media

You cannot be a fan of problematic people

You must like Beyoncé

You cannot question how I spend money

You are not allowed to play problematic video games such as GTA

You must love me no matter what I do with my life

Obvious controlling, manipulative behavior in a relationship from a typical SJW. Good thing no one will date this person for sure.

This is flat out abuse and controlling behavior. If a guy made this post Tumblr would be losing their shit. I pray that this is a troll but knowing social media it's impossible to tell.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Time for some Tumblr fights

Spoiler: The Nordic countries are facist

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

This bitch can't even spell Roseanne's name right.

 

[_Wice]

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This bitch can't even spell Roseanne's name right.

So why couldn’t she put half of the stuff she said in the tags in the actual post? In fact, why does everyone on Tumblr do this?
And it’s so hard to leave a kind of nice scene alone because of an actor’s actions outside of the show. Especially if their actions were as harmless as dumb opinions.