Random Tumblr posts

Reminds me of these old shitposts (on Tumblr circa 2011, no less.) Why did I save those.

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Although to be fair, claims of Betty DeVille and her husband being closeted gays are nothing new. I vaguely remember hearing about these kind of speculations in /co/ and elsewhere as early as 2010.
 
OP seems to know a lot of really woke kids

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"Me, teaching a pagan kids class"... what does this even mean? I need a grammatical breakdown of this. Is it a kid's class, but pagan? Is it a class for pagan kids? Is it a class for the children of pagans? All of the above? Something else?

Also, these kids seem to be using some strangely dated lingo. Surely this isn't a 20-30 something paganqueer pretending to have spoken to children, duh. Furthermore! It's a little insulting that second one, yeah? Maybe the little sister wasn't trying to look masculine and this person is being an asshole right now? Granted, this person seems like they're always an asshole... I wonder if they said "afab" as individual letters or as a madeup word that rhymes with Ahab when they said it aloud in this totally real exchange that actually happened.
 
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Lesbian culture also includes bitching at people who are not dykes for making fun of dykes who need for 5 million flags. Also bitching about an apparently common joke/meme of “useless lesbians”. Fuck if I know what in the hell that even means.

Also something about how lesbians have it so hard with the stigma of being viewed as predatory. Somehow.

As a carpet muncher to another, stop it, get some help.
 
http://bitterfuckinglesbian.tumblr.com/post/174706484290/bitterfuckinglesbian-bitterfuckinglesbian
Lesbian culture also includes bitching at people who are not dykes for making fun of dykes who need for 5 million flags. Also bitching about an apparently common joke/meme of “useless lesbians”. Fuck if I know what in the hell that even means.

Also something about how lesbians have it so hard with the stigma of being viewed as predatory. Somehow.

As a carpet muncher to another, stop it, get some help.
Some people really need to take a step back and realize that it isn't that deep, fam.
 
http://bitterfuckinglesbian.tumblr.com/post/174706484290/bitterfuckinglesbian-bitterfuckinglesbian
Lesbian culture also includes bitching at people who are not dykes for making fun of dykes who need for 5 million flags. Also bitching about an apparently common joke/meme of “useless lesbians”. Fuck if I know what in the hell that even means.

Also something about how lesbians have it so hard with the stigma of being viewed as predatory. Somehow.

As a carpet muncher to another, stop it, get some help.

I agree that this person needs to chill, but scrolling her blog made me find this:
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I at least give her credit for that. :optimistic:
 
Also bitching about an apparently common joke/meme of “useless lesbians”. Fuck if I know what in the hell that even means.

Also something about how lesbians have it so hard with the stigma of being viewed as predatory. Somehow.
Isn't that the joke about lesbians getting too distracted by beautiful women to do what they're supposed to? Straight people have made jokes like that forever.

Sounds like another Tumblr lesbian internalizing that straight male sexuality is inherently predatory and then getting angry when they're made to acknowledge that they have the same biological urges.
 
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