Random Tumblr posts

[ChameleonBody]

Tumblr hypocrisy at it's finest. If this were a white person in blackface, they'd be doxxed and threatened with rape, torture, and death, but if it's the inverse, they get asspats from fellow Tumblrinas.

inb4 they get offended at it thinking it could be interpreted as making fun of Muslims because of the hood

 

[Meowthkip]

Saw this on a blog that was bawwing about thin privilege.

You can't make up something this funny if you tried.

"Baby-birding" is a very interesting term. I never would have called shotgunning a can of Miracle Whip something like that.

 

[pickledance]

Oh god.
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NO!!!
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It's a joke blog but the number of troglodytes liking and sharing these things seriously is amazing.

 

[Very Gnawty]

"Baby-birding" is a very interesting term. I never would have called shotgunning a can of Miracle Whip something like that.

Isn't "Miracle Whip" mayonnaise?

...on second thought, that could be just as accurate.

 

[Meowthkip]

Isn't "Miracle Whip" mayonnaise?

...on second thought, that could be just as accurate.

Yeah it is, fuck.

I was thinking of... not Cool Whip, some other brand of spray whipped cream.

It's late.

 

[Cavity Sam]

It's a joke blog but the number of troglodytes liking and sharing these things seriously is amazing.

Oh thank God-- yeah I was looking at those likes and reblogs too, wow.

 

[A.Shitposter]

What the fuck do I care what a bunch of shitty insects are doing? Fuck bees. Special snowflake fuckers think talkin' to bees will stop them from dying horrible insect death.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

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What the fuck do I care what a bunch of shitty insects are doing? Fuck bees. Special snowflake fuckers think talkin' to bees will stop them from dying horrible insect death.

Ask a goddamn bee about its day and actually listen for once.
As though that second part is the bit nobody ever does.

 

[A.Shitposter]

Ask a goddamn bee about its day and actually listen for once.
As though that second part is the bit nobody ever does.

I bet they're beekin.

 

[Meowthkip]

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What the fuck do I care what a bunch of shitty insects are doing? Fuck bees. Special snowflake fuckers think talkin' to bees will stop them from dying horrible insect death.

This strikes me as a joke post.

 

[pickledance]

This strikes me as a joke post.

It wasn't it was after tumblr got all up tight abut how declining numbers of bees in North America potentially fucking up farming; and then did promptly nothing but suggest giving them sugar water.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

just-shower-thoughts gets owned.

 

[Positron]

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What the fuck do I care what a bunch of shitty insects are doing? Fuck bees. Special snowflake fuckers think talkin' to bees will stop them from dying horrible insect death.

To be fair bees provides a pollination service that is worth billions of dollars a year in the US alone, and investigation of Colony Collapse Disorder might reveal new interesting biology.

The trouble is, I can't find anyone whose job is to educate me to speak bee.

 

[Ravenor]

The trouble is, I can't find anyone whose job is to educate me to speak bee.

Uncle Ravenor is here to help.

Sorry that sounds sarcastic that wasn't my intention.

 

[A.Shitposter]

This strikes me as a joke post.

It seems like it but the blogs I looked at were convinced it was about people oppressing bees with our use of them.

To be fair bees provides a pollination service that is worth billions of dollars a year in the US alone, and investigation of Colony Collapse Disorder might reveal new interesting biology.

The trouble is, I can't find anyone whose job is to educate me to speak bee.

You could just make buzzing sounds but that might be like going up to an asian person and saying "CHING CHONG PING LING."

 

[Adamska]

So this was apparently in the blackout tag.

That's not whiteface, that's my evil assistant Igor taking a selfie in between digging up corpses.

No seriously, I can't stop laughing at it. The first two sections almost make sense and then that last one...

 

[2Spoopy]

Thanks to Tumblr, I now puke whenever I hear the word "valid."

Same but also with the word "protect."

As in "protect our (insert whatever: trans, black girls, otherkin, bears, very small rocks) at all costs uwu."

Anytime I read a variation of that, I audibly groan.

 

[Very Gnawty]

What about "problematic?"

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

I'm seeing "Access Denied" for all three of these.

 

[Ron Paul 2024]

You're too white to view those photos. Get a tan and try again.