Random Tumblr posts

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

Soisaddingtheclappingemojibetweenwordsandpretendingthatmakesapremisetrue

Another attempt at making a premise true is repeating the same statement with different emphases.
Another attempt at making a premise true is repeating the same statement with different emphases.
Another attempt at making a premise true is repeating the same statement with different emphases.
Another attempt at making a premise true is repeating the same statement with different emphases.

Then there is appending 'Sorry. I don't make the rules' after a premise. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

*mic drop*

 

[scathefire]

I'm posting this here because afaik there isn't a better place to put it, but can we talk about the tumblr habit of chopping a single, sane sentence into a bunch of nonsensical ones?

As in, how they just?! Can't stand how insane some perfectly reasonable statement is??? so they spray question marks??????? where it makes literally no sense??????????????????????

Don’t forget, like,,, adding multiple commas to indicate surprise or confusion,, and then not ending the sentence with a period as a means to heighten the uncertainty,,,,, which may also overlap with a ton of question marks??????

 

[Meowthkip]

Tumblr typing is all about typing like you're a bottom.

 

[homewayhalf]

Our own Rabbiedee loves this.

im just. not doing too hot. But im just...trying. like. when willl this end. im sorry. I just like. really want to die

 

[sad cowboy cat]

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

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Someone's upset that Slenderman doesn't slap their fat juicy ass.

 

[Elpizo]

 

[Tame Sake]

Pretty fucking sure that's 95% of the gay ships on tumblr.

 

[sad cowboy cat]

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

(This is not Tumblr-specific, but this started in and is very prevalent in Tumblr all the same.)

How do you know when you should leave a person?
That person posted about guillotines.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

 

[kidsquid]

But you had the aforementioned dysphoria and it went away with HRT you dipass.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

 

[Meowthkip]

(This is not Tumblr-specific, but this started in and is very prevalent in Tumblr all the same.)

How do you know when you should leave a person?
That person posted about guillotines.

Spoiler: You are wrong.

YUH!

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

Spoiler: You are wrong.

YUH!

...
...how come?

 

[Meowthkip]

...
...how come?

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

 

[{o}P II]

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Do these people not realize dudes like yaoi as well. its like when blue checkmarks complain about how sex appeal in games is demeaning to women when lesbians enjoy it as much as everybody else

 

[Permuto]

To be fair, most homos will usually just watch gay porn. If they're going the 2D route, they'll just go for bara not yaoi, but there are more effeminate gay dudes that gravitate towards anything with hot (pretty) dudes in it.