Random Tumblr posts

[IvanaHumpalot]

So for anyone not aware, the Tumblr staff made a mistake in the coding last night, and caused all the notes on posts to disappear for about a total of 20 minutes. Of course, no time was wasted in informing the little babbies that it wasn't them hallucinating. Obviously, this post was needed, because god forbid someone gets anxiety... over missing notes.

Post like this are actually shit that throws me into anxiety like, is that something I should really think/worry about?

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

So for anyone not aware, the Tumblr staff made a mistake in the coding last night, and caused all the notes on posts to disappear for about a total of 20 minutes. Of course, no time was wasted in informing the little babbies that it wasn't them hallucinating. Obviously, this post was needed, because god forbid someone gets anxiety... over missing notes.

Is missing notes really that big of a fucking deal? Yeah......No.

Once again, this is tumblr giving too much of a shit about trivial middle/high school bullshit such as popularity (which is pretty fake in of itself because that shit almost always, if not always makes you pretend to be someone you aren't). People on tumblr especially care too much about validation from others when the most important validation is from you yourself.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

These were all written by the same person:

 

[Silver]

You can be straight/gay/lesbian/bi and still dislike sex. It does not necessarily mean you are asexual.

So what would it mean?

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

So what would it mean?

Asexual means no sexual attraction towards anyone. It does not mean disliking sex. You can have sexual attraction towards someone (aka not asexual) and not be super fond of sex.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

So what would it mean?

It's really not super normal. People think of it as a sexual orientation or some natural thing, but it mostly occurs with people who are mentally handicapped or childhood sexual abuse victims. "Problematic" as it may seem, a psychologically healthy adult should feel some form of sexual desire or attraction. This isn't to say that people who are asexual are bad or anything, but it's an abnormal behavioral trait, not a sexual orientation.

 

[fishercat]

This is your daily reminder that absolutely no one cares about what some bratty Tumblr teen thinks of them.

 

[Adamska]

Oh hey that Megasumpex character is someone else that's buds with the person that I was formerly friends with I've mentioned a few times. They're - unsurprisingly - a complete tool.

Faking symptoms points to being a little brat. Having those symptoms now is a result of you falling into the habit of being a little brat. Congrats.

This person is 21 years old.

The sobbing about college is absolutely hilarious to me. Mainly because of just how intentionally pathetic this shrieking adult is trying to be at. The bathing info means that you should take a bath hippie and not just shitpost on a shit site, and the claim of not knowing how to cook makes me laugh even more. I mean really, even the dumbest human being can microwave a hotdog or make cereal or even ramen if you're cheap and a weeb. I don't blame this tard's parents for forcing responsibility on her; I just wish she was cut off from the internet while there as well.

 

[Hank]

I'm speshul guise, pay attention to me!!!!

 

[TiredConlanger]

These were all written by the same person:

I need a drink. Is this a troll or not? I can't tell.

 

[Meowthkip]

Kanye West doesn't chew on a necklace and flap his hands.

And I'm more inclined to believe him when he says he's a god then some nobody on the internet.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Wow, the FNAF fandom is pretty close to being the new Sonic fandom much like how Steven Universe fandom is becoming the new bronies. Still the same autism, just wrapped in different wrapping paper.

 

[IvanaHumpalot]

God can you fucking strawman harder?

 

[fishercat]

God can you fucking strawman harder?

They can. Trust me, they can.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

It's mainly rabid SU fans and SJWs reblogging this.

Surely an incredibly generic, dated pop song that happens to be sung by a voice actor of a popular cartoon along with Kanye West is totally greater than the entire discography of an iconic and legendary music group that has been loved since the first days of their existence. This is like saying fucking Justin Beiber > all of the works of Beethoven for fuck's sake.

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

If I had a nickel for everytime I read "I'm literally shaking right now" on tumblr...

 

[Ace_Reloaded]

Hating the Beatles is very popular on tumblr right now. I suspect because they're a beloved icon of the older generation and tumblr hates the older generation for being racist sexist scum who keep telling verbally abusing them with statements like "pay for your own things" and "clean your room."

 

[Lunete]

Oh hey that Megasumpex character is someone else that's buds with the person that I was formerly friends with I've mentioned a few times. They're - unsurprisingly - a complete tool.

Faking symptoms points to being a little brat. Having those symptoms now is a result of you falling into the habit of being a little brat. Congrats.

This person is 21 years old.

My family expected me to clean. THIS IS LITERALLY ABUSE!!!!!111!!11

"Quit trying to make me do things like an adult! I literally can't even right now!"

And here is the cherry on the shit sundae. She says she hopes her mother commits suicide and that she wouldn't help her if she was dying, while simultaneously claiming her family are the abusive ones (because they want her to act like an adult). Amazing.

 

[TiredConlanger]

So for anyone not aware, the Tumblr staff made a mistake in the coding last night, and caused all the notes on posts to disappear for about a total of 20 minutes. Of course, no time was wasted in informing the little babbies that it wasn't them hallucinating. Obviously, this post was needed, because god forbid someone gets anxiety... over missing notes.

If you have issues with object permanence, you are way too young to be on Tumblr. By at least a decade.

 

[Positron]

And here is the cherry on the shit sundae. She says she hopes her mother commits suicide and that she wouldn't help her if she was dying, while simultaneously claiming her family are the abusive ones (because they want her to act like an adult). Amazing.

Tumblr: when you need a reason to be child-free.