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Have you heard the word of the Lord? It is possible to be a literal cartoon character. Praise be.

Fictionkin are people who think they are a fictional character. There are a million different ways they explain it, like multiverse theory, reincarnation, astral planes, anything their little hearts can come up with. I almost envy that kind of blind passion.

You would not believe the number of kids who think they're FNAF animatronics or Steven Universe gems. Sometimes multiples at once. They call them "systems" in a giant pretend game of Dissociative Identity Disorder.
...okay? I know all of that. And that...wasn't even relevant to the post I quoted/was "wat"-ing. I was "wat"-ing this post:
I hope it hasn't been posted before, but this is pretty much peak Tumblr:
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which is trying (poorly) to make a point about pronouns (I think), but it makes no fucking sense.
 
...okay? I know all of that. And that...wasn't even relevant to the post I quoted/was "wat"-ing. I was "wat"-ing this post:
Oho, I think it's because Warden ignored me, so my post may not show up at all for them. They might have thought you were replying to their post.

which is trying (poorly) to make a point about pronouns (I think), but it makes no fucking sense.
I know right?
The persone who made this post is bidyke aka Shiri Eisner and she is a pretty batshit asshole all around. Her main selling point is being a "bi radical" who hates straight and gay people with equal force and posts long convoluted screeds about how they are settler colonialists who hurt trans women or something. But this tops anything she's ever posted before.
 
The persone who made this post is bidyke aka Shiri Eisner and she is a pretty batshit asshole all around. Her main selling point is being a "bi radical" who hates straight and gay people with equal force and posts long convoluted screeds about how they are settler colonialists who hurt trans women or something. But this tops anything she's ever posted before.
...sounds like someone who might be considered thread worthy, because seriously, that makes no fucking sense either
 
I hope it hasn't been posted before, but this is pretty much peak Tumblr:
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...Please tell me those notes are coming from people making fun of this shit.

You don't just decide your cat is trans. Why would you do that? Just so you can argue with people over petty bullshit? Over something not even the cat herself cares about?
 
...sounds like someone who might be considered thread worthy, because seriously, that makes no fucking sense either

Meh, she's not that lulzy. Most of her screeds are just incredibly verbose and full pseudo-academic jargon.
It's just the worst of tumblr radikweer politics combined with the worst of academic queer theory rolled in one person.

Here's the ones about how "monosexism is colonialist": (1) (2) The second one is a reblog beacuse the original was delteted.
They're about as intelligible as you'd expect.

...Please tell me those notes are coming from people making fun of this shit.

You don't just decide your cat is trans. Why would you do that? Just so you can argue with people over petty bullshit? Over something not even the cat herself cares about?

Yeah, most of the notes are people wondering if this is performance art. I doubt she's trolling though, she's the type of cretin who believes in speciesism.
 
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"Never have a character do morally ambiguous things because if they're good guys everything they do and say should line up 100% with my values!"
See: Pearl from SU.
 
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