Random Tumblr posts

[fishercat]

http://d3dans.tumblr.com/post/129353848463/yacht-club-games-pls-do-the-following-for-king

Well...at least people are being honest that they're crying for their headcanons instead of for the sake of actual representation now.

I was friends with this person a while back, and to be honest I think he's mostly joking. That sounds like something he'd say ironically. But he did start getting crazier in the months before we stopped talking, so who knows.

He always did have a weird fascination with trans headcanons...

 

[Tailypo]

Speaking of made up genders/sexualities...

 

[Problematic Kawaii]

Literally anything can be a feminist issue if you put enough question marks.

 

[nvrn19]

I was friends with this person a while back, and to be honest I think he's mostly joking. That sounds like something he'd say ironically. But he did start getting crazier in the months before we stopped talking, so who knows.

He always did have a weird fascination with trans headcanons...

Nah, there was a post a while back with him clinging on to non-binary King Knight...and he also expressly puts his foot down at any notion that Dark Sun Gwyndolin from Dark Souls can't possibly not be trans, despite y'know, being given an asshole upbringing that took it's toll on his body just because he happened to be born under the moon.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Literally anything can be a feminist issue if you put enough question marks.

I assume she's referring to memes like this.

How that's demonizing I don't know but that's tumblr for you.

 

[Problematic Kawaii]

I assume she's referring to memes like this.

How that's demonizing I don't know but that's tumblr for you.

But it's a feminist issue because they like it???????

 

[Meowthkip]

But it's a feminist issue because they like it???????

It's a feminist issue because it's a joke being made about a certain type of woman.

Welcome to Tumblr where literally everything is pedophilia.

Fuckin' cockblocking some geezer squeezers, is what's going on here.

 

[fishercat]

Nah, there was a post a while back with him clinging on to non-binary King Knight...and he also expressly puts his foot down at any notion that Dark Sun Gwyndolin from Dark Souls can't possibly not be trans, despite y'know, being given an asshole upbringing that took it's toll on his body just because he happened to be born under the moon.

Damn, he's gotten worse since I knew him. It's amazing what Tumblr can do to someone.

I assume she's referring to memes like this.

How that's demonizing I don't know but that's tumblr for you.

You'd think that they'd be all for these jokes since they're about white girls.

 

[Slurms McCorgi]

You'd think that they'd be all for these jokes since they're about white girls.

Naw, they decided the other year that white girl jokes are just girl jokes and that's terrible.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

 

[Cuddlefish]

Damn, he's gotten worse since I knew him. It's amazing what Tumblr can do to someone.

I seem to remember he lead a witch hunt or two back in my OFF fandom days 'cause people didn't agree that the Batter was trans.

Bear in mind OFF is a RPGMaker art game along the lines of Ib or Space Funeral.

Sorry bro,

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

After they send all men to the death camp of tolerance, what are they gonna do when they need a couch moved or a pickle-jar opened?

 

[Hummingbird]

After they send all men to the death camp of tolerance, what are they gonna do when they need a couch moved or a pickle-jar opened?

And good luck trying to keep the population going.

 

[Niggolash]

Yes, I'm pretty sure she is totally serious.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

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Yes, I'm pretty sure she is totally serious.

1. Wouldn't only eating nuts lead to severe health problems
2. Eggs are chicken periods not chicken fetuses

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

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Yes, I'm pretty sure she is totally serious.

From the Squirrel page on Wikipedia (the most reliable source on the web):

Squirrels' diets consist primarily of a wide variety of plants, including nuts, seeds, conifer cones, fruits, fungi, and green vegetation. However, some squirrels also consume meat, especially when faced with hunger.[8] Squirrels have been known to eat insects, eggs, small birds, young snakes, and smaller rodents. Indeed, some tropical species have shifted almost entirely to a diet of insects.

You'd better think about being chickenkin before you start to look like a hypocryte, missy, because squirrels can apparently eat all the stuff your mother was cooking.

 

[Wabbu]

Does she feel like eating her ketchup hair everytime she looks at a mirror?

 

[AveraDiane]

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Yes, I'm pretty sure she is totally serious.

At least she can't throw her nuts to kill people. Can you imagine the headlines?

 

[AnOminous]

1. Wouldn't only eating nuts lead to severe health problems
2. Eggs are chicken periods not chicken fetuses

A period is the shedding of the uterine lining in a very few placental mammals, humans among them. Chickens don't have a uterus.

An egg is a literal container for an egg cell and a bunch of accessories.

Does she feel like eating her ketchup hair everytime she looks at a mirror?

Why would so many people who are probably vegans or some shit want to look like Ronald McDonald?