Random Tumblr posts

[Frenda]

A redditor compiled some of the most bizarre about me pages from various tumblrs.

i like how in the third image all the "system members" with female names apparently type like fucking idiot 13-year olds while the ones with male names type properly or at least coherently. a few times i legitimately thought i was reading that penguin of d00m copypasta. also

Spoiler: My favorite quotes

DON'T FOLLOW IF [YOU] ARE KIN WITH [...]GOKU, OR VEGETA!!!!!!!!!

i'm neurotypical and have endometrosis [sic]
[...]
i'm a god of death and sexuality

special interests: nuns, [...] drinking, drugs,

bulimia (basically)

 

[Vorhtbame]

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Well, okay then.

 

[Problematic Kawaii]

Spoiler: Cartoons or Can'toons?

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Spoiler: Fatal (Un)attraction

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Some fictional female characters are cute?! Sexually attractive?!??! S E X I S M

Wah, guys don't hit on me and that's terrible.

"Ohh, not tonight, baby; I'm crushing men's egos."

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I think most of tumblr's views on sex and relationships comes from shitty sitcoms.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

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Divine would have totally done that shit.

Fucking poser.

 

[Hummingbird]

Some fictional female characters are cute?! Sexually attractive?!??! S E X I S M

Wah, guys don't hit on me and that's terrible.



I think most of tumblr's views on sex and relationships comes from shitty sitcoms.

Or teen sex comedies.

 

[Meowthkip]

Divine would have totally done that shit.

Fucking poser.

Divine was right. Kill everyone now.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

 

[Vorhtbame]

Translation: "Yuck, men, amirite? Good thing I'm not one, despite having a penis! By the way, llllllladies, would you like to sample a gen-u-wine girlcock?"
Part Two: "I have an anti-male insurance policy on my genitals. Wait, what does 'underwritten' mean again?"

EDIT: I missed that bit in the middle where he identifies himself.

 

[neverendingmidi]

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This is a loud screech of "why won't lesbians have sex with meeeeeeeeee" from someone with a penis, no matter what they actually call themselves.

Edit: I swear to god, over and over it seems like the only difference between a loveshy and a transwoman is a skirt and maybe hormones.

 

[TiredConlanger]

Edit: I swear to god, over and over it seems like the only difference between a loveshy and a transwoman is a skirt and maybe hormones.

Welcome to Tumblr: Horseshoe theory meets entitled pricks in action.

 

[Vorhtbame]

entitled pricks

Well played, my friend.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

People are being turned on by sexual body parts like penises and boobs, and that makes me a sad tumblrite.

 

[kittie]

i like how in the third image all the "system members" with female names apparently type like fucking idiot 13-year olds while the ones with male names type properly or at least coherently. a few times i legitimately thought i was reading that penguin of d00m copypasta. also

Maybe someone should message them and accuse them of being a misogynist for making all the female members type like idiots. I'd be interested in watching the fallout from that

 

[Miss Rat]

I hope Tumblr-esque Facebook posts are ok, because boy howdy, do I have several people who provide content.

 

[PetalPinkPuppy]

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But.. wait...

Isn't that what sexual attraction is? Totally being into one set of genitals or the other or both or neither or who cares who has what?

Also, Tumblr feminism has stooped to gendering penises. It's too damn early in the morning for this...

 

[sassyma seed]

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"Personally, I really love vaginas, huge fan."

Obvious comparison goes here.

 

[kittie]

I hope Tumblr-esque Facebook posts are ok, because boy howdy, do I have several people who provide content.

It's sad to me how much tumblr has infected other sites.
i see ppl on fb typin g like this ,,???¿?
And using language like "protect x at all costs" and "destroy the idea that..."
It's so jarring to see it being used outside of tumblr

 

[Meowthkip]

Isn't that what sexual attraction is? Totally being into one set of genitals or the other or both or neither or who cares who has what?

It's a little bit more than that. There's a lot of people into futanari that aren't into dudes with dicks. Just the girls with dicks.

However, they'd be considered a fetish, as most people are attracted to the whole package, genitals included.

 

[NanoBlockEnthusiast]

Second Spoiler is highly NSFW click at own risk.

Spoiler: When you made fun of Humantale on stream it hurt my feelings

Spoiler: Because definitely not a fetish or anything

And of course the byf page (bonus points for being a member of the meowthkip fanclub?) http://archive.is/mm69a

Sorry if this person's come up before, it's hard to keep track of them all but the ask was on my dashboard.

 

[& Knuckles]

Second Spoiler is highly NSFW click at own risk.

Spoiler: When you made fun of Humantale on stream it hurt my feelings

Spoiler: Because definitely not a fetish or anything

And of course the byf page (bonus points for being a member of the meowthkip fanclub?) http://archive.is/mm69a

Sorry if this person's come up before, it's hard to keep track of them all but the ask was on my dashboard.

I'm positive redscout was a member of Vade's crew way back in the day. @Meowthkip?