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[darkstar0854]

From TiA, it seems like the OP admitted to the ruse at some point before deleting. They're on the "known trolls" page.

Thanks for that info. What should I do with my post now? I'm still a bit new to this, so I don't know whether to delete it or not.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Thanks for that info. What should I do with my post now? I'm still a bit new to this, so I don't know whether to delete it or not.

Doesn't matter much, I don't think. People accidentally post trolls all the time.

Spoiler: Content

May or may not be a troll submission, but this blog is dead serious.

 

[IdaRita]

The more of this topic I read, I want more and more servers hosting tumblr to be bombed and burn completely in fire. Of course without any human victims beside sad tumblrinas lamenting that their lives lost sense.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Doesn't matter much, I don't think. People accidentally post trolls all the time.

Spoiler: Content

May or may not be a troll submission, but this blog is dead serious.

What the FUCK does "pomoalterous" mean??? In all my time here and/or on tumblr, I've never seen that before. It doesn't even fit the """normal""" (and I use that word loosely) "-sexual" "-gender" "-flux" "-queer" suffixes.

 

[Smarmy]

What the FUCK does "pomoalterous" mean??? In all my time here and/or on tumblr, I've never seen that before. It doesn't even fit the """normal""" (and I use that word loosely) "-sexual" "-gender" "-flux" "-queer" suffixes.

Well "pomo" is Esperanto for "apple", and "alterous" apparently means "neither being (entirely/completely) platonic nor romantic", so the only logical conclusion I can come to is that "pomoalterous" people aren't entirely sure if they want to fuck apples or not.

 

[Fiddleford]

Thanks for that info. What should I do with my post now? I'm still a bit new to this, so I don't know whether to delete it or not.

We all make mistakes, no big deal to just keep it up.

Well "pomo" is Esperanto for "apple", and "alterous" apparently means "neither being (entirely/completely) platonic nor romantic", so the only logical conclusion I can come to is that "pomoalterous" people aren't entirely sure if they want to fuck apples or not.

I...finally have a name for my sexuality.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

The real answer is that it's like "pomosexual" (not wanting a label for your sexuality) plus "alterous" (as described above). So it's basically not wanting a label for who you feel a feeling you don't want to label towards. Which that poster accompanies with a shit ton of labels.

 

[Yamyam]

SJW apple-fucking word salad or not, and regardless of the fact that this is a fictional character... do these people honestly not see a (glaringly hypocritical) problem with ascribing a sexuality- or in this case, fetishized non-sexuality- to a nine years old girl?

Nope. They can pin a cluster fuck of sexualties and genders on kids but as soon as you say a kid is straight and cis because they are a child they would say it's creepy you are focusing on the sexuality of a kid.

 

[~*dank meme*~]

Nope. They can pin a cluster fuck of sexualties and genders on kids but as soon as you say a kid is straight and cis because they are a child they would say it's creepy you are focusing on the sexuality of a kid.

Your icon perfectly describes what I feel on a daily basis looking at the shit tumblr's population shits out every day.

 

[ZehnBoat]

SJW apple-fucking word salad or not, and regardless of the fact that this is a fictional character... do these people honestly not see a (glaringly hypocritical) problem with ascribing a sexuality- or in this case, fetishized non-sexuality- to a nine years old girl?

nope, tumblr thinks all children are sexually mature
whether it's "sure he was an 8 year old male, but he's male, he wanted to be raped"
to
"[child character] is obviously psudotangentalsexual trans"
they're all pedos looking for an excuse to diddle kids

 

[Yamyam]

nope, tumblr thinks all children are sexually mature
whether it's "sure he was an 8 year old male, but he's male, he wanted to be raped"

Or
"Maybe the 8 year old little boy RAPED the grown woman because he is a male"
Someone said that and they wasn't joking.

 

[Meowthkip]

Or
"Maybe the 8 year old little boy RAPED the grown woman because he is a male"
Someone said that and they wasn't joking.

It's worth mentioning these types are very much in the minority and often get chased off of Tumblr for saying this shit.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Or
"Maybe the 8 year old little boy RAPED the grown woman because he is a male"
Someone said that and they wasn't joking.

That reminds me of James Terry Mitchell Jr. trying to make us believe that 9 year old girl raped him.

 

[IdaRita]

nope, tumblr thinks all children are sexually mature
whether it's "sure he was an 8 year old male, but he's male, he wanted to be raped"
to
"[child character] is obviously psudotangentalsexual tranny"
they're all pedos looking for an excuse to diddle kids

I love how tumblr people are all like "children are precious and MORE MATURE AND TOLERANT THAN YOU and overthinking cartoons is important uwu" and "why evil society tell me that I have to reproduce and think that disgusting tasteless brats called children are cute" at the same time.

 

[Evil_Female_Overlord]

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Takashi0 gets assblasted over tumblr posts.
In other news, the sky is blue.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Well "pomo" is Esperanto for "apple", and "alterous" apparently means "neither being (entirely/completely) platonic nor romantic", so the only logical conclusion I can come to is that "pomoalterous" people aren't entirely sure if they want to fuck apples or not.

SJW apple-fucking word salad or not, and regardless of the fact that this is a fictional character... do these people honestly not see a (glaringly hypocritical) problem with ascribing a sexuality- or in this case, fetishized non-sexuality- to a nine years old girl?

Oh dear god I hurt myself laughing at these comments.

 

[Billiam Cipher]

While we're on the topic of sexuality and gender:

"Sex must involve the genitals." I'm pretty sure that's the definition of having sex, but okay.
"Genital preference is transphobic." Also pretty sure that 99 percent of lesbians would never have sex with someone with a penis, and neither would 99 percent of straight men, even if the person was of their preferred gender.

"Princex" "exclusive to poc"

(Context: someone was asking their followers for examples of pronouns while trying to figure out which ones they wanted to use)

Jeesus, those are some strange "pronouns."

These two were posted by the same person who answered that ask and reblogged the jee pronoun thing:

 

[friedshrimp]

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Bet you 50 dollars OP isn't even Polynesian.

Otoh, tumblr really needs to stop obsessing over movies that aren't for their age group.

 

[Meowthkip]

Bet you 50 dollars OP isn't even Polynesian.

Otoh, tumblr really needs to stop obsessing over movies that aren't for their age group.

Of course they aren't.