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BRB, calling my parents to let them know they need to get a divorce since my dad's two years older than my mom.
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I think I've been disowned, gang.
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I think I've been disowned, gang.
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Hell, my grandparents were 8 years apart. The horror, the horror. He seduced a baby practically ( she was 20 btw)
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Why, at twenty years old you're scarcely out of diapers! The evil pedo cradle robber!
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My parents are 9 years apart, and 10 for 4 months of the year. Must be paedophilia! (even though they were 21 and 30 when they met)
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And bronies seem much nicer. Except the ones that are psychos like Jin and Taxman or the uber-perverts. That's scary when you're making them look good.
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Yo I heard that someone wrote the response to this on the ceiling.
LittleGreenBird
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I-I actually looked up... and I'm outside
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Ironic since this often comes from 16 year old girls who waste the day away lusting after 36 year old british white male actors (Tom Hiddleston anyone?)
And I've seen people who work in their 20s reblog this without any irony...
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& Knuckles
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My uncle and my aunt are 10 years apart. None of our ancestors are without sin, guys.
Also, the person who made the tumblr post right above my message should learn that there aren't that many people attracted to two or more genders irl, only on tumblr.
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They're slowly eating each other. Now that the gay men and lesbians are ~problematic~, soon enough the only people who will get oppression points are gendervague POC Native demigirls with at least 5 self diagnosed mental illnesses and headmates
Least that'll just leave the normal people, then
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They're eating each other now.
We're winning(?)
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bi characters I can understand but what characters are asexual? like canonically and not in your head.
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he's a sponge to man tranny and he's gay for squidwardSpongeBob?
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What the fuck is this. What the fuck. Is this.
Oh, and here's their about blurb:
You're supposed to be an MIT graduate but you're too fucking stupid to understand how basic sexual attraction works? Ohhhhhh my god, Tumblr.
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I've some catching up to do on this thread so sorry for the long post:
For one, everything happens WAY too fast, in the minute and a half I watched it went from: Doctor Who DVD, to tampon, to future self punch, to "Hey I made a time machine," to "What the fuck?", to here's how it works, to "WE'RE IN THE DINOSAUR TIEMZ," to puuuuuke... All of that in NINETY SECONDS. There's just no time to breath, and if there was anything actually FUNNY in it you wouldn't have a moment to appreciate what you're taking in, and actually LAUGH or react at all. Most of the "jokes" weren't funny either. It really shows that this is just the animator trying to emulate what they find funny in other shows instead of hiring an actually competent writer/comedian/funny person.
However, the premise isn't terrible (time travel DVD w/ a stipulation of having to use a movie to get there is pretty neat, and even raises some neat questions), the animation's pretty good all things considered, and the segment where it shows the white girl in the jurassic period and it plays a spoof of the Jurassic Park theme got me to smile just a little. Also the voice acting's decent but because of the sporadic writing they have to speak at Mach 5, and it makes it hard to understand what's being said.
I can't believe anyone could actually believe what this person is saying.
Wow so I actually watched some of that trailer for the time travel show and... Wow. That's bad. Like baaaaad.
For one, everything happens WAY too fast, in the minute and a half I watched it went from: Doctor Who DVD, to tampon, to future self punch, to "Hey I made a time machine," to "What the fuck?", to here's how it works, to "WE'RE IN THE DINOSAUR TIEMZ," to puuuuuke... All of that in NINETY SECONDS. There's just no time to breath, and if there was anything actually FUNNY in it you wouldn't have a moment to appreciate what you're taking in, and actually LAUGH or react at all. Most of the "jokes" weren't funny either. It really shows that this is just the animator trying to emulate what they find funny in other shows instead of hiring an actually competent writer/comedian/funny person.
However, the premise isn't terrible (time travel DVD w/ a stipulation of having to use a movie to get there is pretty neat, and even raises some neat questions), the animation's pretty good all things considered, and the segment where it shows the white girl in the jurassic period and it plays a spoof of the Jurassic Park theme got me to smile just a little. Also the voice acting's decent but because of the sporadic writing they have to speak at Mach 5, and it makes it hard to understand what's being said.
Until they look like Michael Jordan at the end of Space Jam, when he goes for the winning shot.
In all honesty, most bronies I've met (and I've met a few) are actually pretty decent people. Typically, they're not as "frothing-at-the-mouth-over-which-pony-is-top-pony" as places like tumblr and such would have you to believe, but of course there are still the shit ones.
This is just... wow... Like? Really? Is this asshole for real? It's like they understand so little about sexuality and gender as it pertains to the real world, and that gets mixed w/ their thirst and inability to get laid to create the Neo-"Nice Guy"
I can't believe anyone could actually believe what this person is saying.
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Bet you this girl only wrote this because she got rejected by a gay guy.
It's like the Nice Guy syndrome from the other side of the spectrum.