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Excuse me for projectile vomiting at my monitor! What is the deal with that background and text combination?!

One of the rare tumblrs that doesn't take themselves seriously. Damn. Tumblr used to not take themselves seriously when I started using it in 2009. I don't know what one event triggered (lol) it turning into sjw land.
 
One of the rare tumblrs that doesn't take themselves seriously. Damn. Tumblr used to not take themselves seriously when I started using it in 2009. I don't know what one event triggered (lol) it turning into sjw land.

Honestly, I think tumblr should have been 18+ from the start. No, it wouldn't have kept anyone from lying about their age, but it would have prevented the "you're HARASSING MINORS!" bullshit at the very least.
 
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10/10 totally accurate amirite?
 
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What the hell happened to just complimenting someone to be nice? Why does everything got to have some dark and/or horrifying patriarchal conspiracy behind it?

If a woman told a dude he should smile because he's handsome, would they be complaining this much? Or even at all?
 
What the hell happened to just complimenting someone to be nice? Why does everything got to have some dark and/or horrifying patriarchal conspiracy behind it?

Assume every SJW has social anxiety about their gender, and they in turn assume that every other member of their gender feels exactly the same. It saves a lot of time when trying to understand their motivations.
 
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Funny enough, I had a discussion regarding this earlier today about how Modern Feminists and SJWs seem a little confused as to what they actually want in terms of women's rights of choice; as women choosing to become wives, mothers, and home makers is seen as some god awful sin or some bullshit. Fuck their happiness in a simpler but self-rewarding life while their husband is working. Why aren't you a CEO of 15 companies Mrs. Mommy? How dare you!

They just continue to show that they don't want freedom of choice for anybody. If you don't fit what they want, you're a traitor.
 
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I firmly believe a good orgasm would help these people. Seriously ladies fingers, vibrator, eggplant, whatever just get to it and stop being so angry and bitter all the fucking time.
 
Disney headcanons, once again...I swear even Mr. Enter isn't as obsessed with cartoons as tumblr is.

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"What is design?"

Boxy, rugged, bulky = male

Round, sleek, clean = female

Not rocket science.

I wonder how long it will take for this crap to leak into the Vocaloid Fandom with "The robots had their genders assigned for them"

Knowing how fast cancer spreads it probably already did though.
 
If a woman told a dude he should smile because he's handsome, would they be complaining this much? Or even at all?

Clearly, if a woman told a man to smile because he's handsome, Tumblr would prefer it be a transman. After all, transmen need support (sometimes) and cismales need for nothing in their entire lives. Haven't you been reading the material, Johnny?
 
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