Random Tumblr posts

[LazarusOwenhart]

Slightly off topic but how is Tumblr NOT shitting a pile of bricks about Final Fantasy XV. 4 Incredibly mysoginistic guys driving around in a car maintained by the least appropriately dressed teenage mechanic in history whose boobs get in the way of her eyes. The entire game is one big pile of everything Tumblr hates and I haven't seen a single shred of whining and complaining.

EDIT And ONE black dude whose afraid of everything and talks like a shy uncle Remus.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Slightly off topic but how is Tumblr NOT shitting a pile of bricks about Final Fantasy XV. 4 Incredibly mysoginistic guys driving around in a car maintained by the least appropriately dressed teenage mechanic in history whose boobs get in the way of her eyes. The entire game is one big pile of everything Tumblr hates and I haven't seen a single shred of whining and complaining.

EDIT And ONE black dude whose afraid of everything and talks like a shy uncle Remus.

They're probably still waiting for the party-approved narrative to emerge. Wouldn't want to criticize a character for being a racist caricature and then find out the next day that tumblr decided they like to draw porn of that character so he's a stunning and brave POC and everyone who doesn't like him is alt-right.

 

[Elysian]

And that 59 year old's name?
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Albert Einstein.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

They're probably still waiting for the party-approved narrative to emerge. Wouldn't want to criticize a character for being a racist caricature and then find out the next day that tumblr decided they like to draw porn of that character so he's a stunning and brave POC and everyone who doesn't like him is alt-right.

I'm sure the hive mind will shit out an opinion at some point fairly soon. It's the ships I'm looking forward to. Every single one of the party are overtly attracted to skinny buxom girls apart from Ignis whose sexuality is, admittedly, ambiguous.

 

[clowney]

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And that 59 year old's name?
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Albert Einstein.

If someone told me that Christopher Lee has risen form his grave like Dracula, punched Trump in his face, flew to Germany to beat the shit out of Hitlers ghost, Went back to his grave and kick flipped in while yelling "later skaters" I 'd still believe that more then this autism.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Congrats, you figured out why most people hate Family Guy.

holy carp lois

 

[Meowthkip]

Slightly off topic but how is Tumblr NOT shitting a pile of bricks about Final Fantasy XV. 4 Incredibly mysoginistic guys driving around in a car maintained by the least appropriately dressed teenage mechanic in history whose boobs get in the way of her eyes. The entire game is one big pile of everything Tumblr hates and I haven't seen a single shred of whining and complaining.

EDIT And ONE black dude whose afraid of everything and talks like a shy uncle Remus.

I have seen literally nobody posting about it on my dash.

But I haven't gone looking for it, either.

 

[AnOminous]

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And that 59 year old's name?
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Albert Einstein.

If someone actually did this, they'd probably be an insane person and this tumblrina would run screaming and/or call the cops.

 

[kidsquid]

 

[SnowBall]

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This reminds me of the 2011 earthquake in Japan where people were more concerned about the safety of their favorite video game and anime creators than the rest of the population.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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What a rational person would do: Make a post to raise awareness of the danger for anyone that might be in LA.
What a Tumblrina does: Muh youtubers.

Anyway, I've found new copypasta material:

 

[Loxiozzz]

What a rational person would do: Make a post to raise awareness of the danger for anyone that might be in LA.
What a Tumblrina does: Muh youtubers.

Anyway, I've found new copypasta material:
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She just explained the joke. Lois didnt always know Clark was Superman. There is no reason to be mad.

...and Lois is kinda stupid tbh.

 

[smallmilk]

I dont know much about superman, but it did take lois some time before she realized it was clark. She wasnt the only one thi. thats impossible irl so people have been making fun of it since ever.

The joke is that facebook recognized superman before lois, not lois is stupid jeez

 

[swingbatta]

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Not even YouTube fame can protect you from chain-letters these days.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

"I broke the law for petty revenge and they pressed charges, this is BULLSHIT"

Bonus word salad in the replies:

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

"I broke the law for petty revenge and they pressed charges, this is BULLSHIT"

The best thing is that they clearly wanted to double down and dox the guy.

 

[friedshrimp]

What a rational person would do: Make a post to raise awareness of the danger for anyone that might be in LA.
What a Tumblrina does: Muh youtubers.

Anyway, I've found new copypasta material:
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This girl must never be invited to parties or something. Sad.

 

[Lucyfur]

"I broke the law for petty revenge and they pressed charges, this is BULLSHIT"

Bonus word salad in the replies:

Oh my god, she's so delusional.
A while back I happened to see her antics in real life and she clearly hasn't changed one bit.

 

[Meowthkip]

"I broke the law for petty revenge and they pressed charges, this is BULLSHIT"

Bonus word salad in the replies:

What's she gonna do, argue that she was exercising her first amendment rights in court?

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

Oh my god, she's so delusional.
A while back I happened to see her antics in real life and she clearly hasn't changed one bit.

Did you go to the same school as her or something?