Random Tumblr posts

[sarcasticslipandslide]

"my family was eating my food and so instead of telling them to stop, i put my food in a freezer with a bunch of dead animals (which may or may not contaminate it)"

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

"my family was eating my food and so instead of telling them to stop, i put my food in a freezer with a bunch of dead animals (which may or may not contaminate it)"

View attachment 160805

Vulture culture is one hell of a weird interest. I'd almost say it's worth its own thread but most of them keep to themselves and aren't quite as exceptional as this kid or the chick who was graverobbing for witchcraft purposes.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

"give me money because i'm black and have a laundry list of bullshit labels. no you don't even get a picture or real reason, here's my paypal."

View attachment 160763

Translation: "Ey since it's blackout and my white upper middle class suburban parents don't understand that although my skin is the color of fresh snow and hasn't seen the touch of sunlight not filtered through a basement window in nearly five years, I am a black disabled non-binary Lesbian, my name is Laquondasha and if you deadname me by calling me Steven I will surface scratch myself with a razor and post it on twitter!"

 

[clowney]

"give me money because i'm black and have a laundry list of bullshit labels. no you don't even get a picture or real reason, here's my paypal."

View attachment 160763

The more I think about the more these labels make no sense. Lesbians are women who like women. Nonbinary means that they "Have no gender". You can't be a lesbian if your not a woman. And yet they say they are.

 

[Lasoona]

gotta get MAXIMUM OPPRESSION by being every part of LGBTWTFBBQ at once

 

[muina]

 

[Meowthkip]

"Person of the Year" isn't a reward, it's an acknowledgement of who had the biggest impact, positive or negative, on the year.

Hitler was Time's Person of the Year, for Christ's sake. And of course, some people are more eager to point that out with the implication that Trump is just as bad.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

"Person of the Year" isn't a reward, it's an acknowledgement of who had the biggest impact, positive or negative, on the year.

Hitler was Time's Person of the Year, for Christ's sake. And of course, some people are more eager to point that out with the implication that Trump is just as bad.

This. It's not a Nobel Peace Prize, it's an acknowledgement of the gravity of someone's actions.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

"Person of the Year" isn't a reward, it's an acknowledgement of who had the biggest impact, positive or negative, on the year.

Hitler was Time's Person of the Year, for Christ's sake. And of course, some people are more eager to point that out with the implication that Trump is just as bad.

A lot of people think it's a reward, though. It's been like that since 1979, when Ayatollah Khomeini won the award and people raked Time over the coals for giving the award to an enemy of America.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

A lot of people think it's a reward, though. It's been like that since 1979, when Ayatollah Khomeini won the award and people raked Time over the coals for giving the award to an enemy of America.

They could arguably change the name of the award to something a little less...reward-y? Like "Most Newsworthy Person of the Year" or splitting it into two categories for Famous/Infamous.

I mean I'm sure people would complain anyway, but it might cut down on some of it.

 

[kidsquid]

This post gave me cancer.

 

[friedshrimp]

tumblr has pretty much turned Hermione into a super insufferable character. Like I'd say she's pretty much tumblr's own distorted Mary Sue in a way.

 

[Mantequilla]

View attachment 161076
This post gave me cancer.

I bet J. K. Rowling would be into this now that she is so "progressive".

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Hitler was Time's Person of the Year, for Christ's sake. And of course, some people are more eager to point that out with the implication that Trump is just as bad.

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/16/85/38/168538c1a9194ea42562c026ef9a9f7b.jpg
Does this mean Obama is also literally Hitler?

 

[TiredConlanger]

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/16/85/38/168538c1a9194ea42562c026ef9a9f7b.jpg
Does this mean Obama is also literally Hitler?

With Tumblr logic, no, because he's black. Which is retarded of them, because being equal means the possibility of being equally as bad.

(Hence why I say Hillary did shatter a glass ceiling this election- she's proven to the general populous that a female politician can be as much of a corrupt shitstain as male politicians.)

 

[friedshrimp]

remember when Obama first came and everybody was freaking out thinking he was a kenyan that would put Sharia law in the USA

i suppose those who reeeed about that also compared his TIME election to Hitler's.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

View attachment 161076
This post gave me cancer.

This terse story about a black kid bringing a gun to school will definitely erase stereotypes and end racism.

 

[friedshrimp]

 

[Loxiozzz]

I still don't get how people are shocked by GoT. The book is much more grahic. Martin tried to make it as close to medieval Europe as possible. Of course it's violent and has rape.

How did they make it past the first episode?

 

[Marshmallows]

That's more jezebel than tumblr.