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It's just a video game, calm your tits.
 
So, does this mean that a female character should be able to flirt with a gay guy and make him straight? No?

Oh, that's right, it's a one-way ratchet. My bad.

Remember, Vorhtbame. There is no such thing as 100% straight, statistically. Gender and sexuality are sliding scales with everyone bellcurving towards an ambiguous muddled fuckpile in the middle. If anyone tells you otherwise, that's just internalized oppression.

EDIT: Ah shit. I was trying to sound like a tumblr person but I used "percent", "statistically", and "bellcurve". Now it doesn't sound like tumblr at all!
 
Remember, Vorhtbame. There is no such thing as 100% straight, statistically. Gender and sexuality are sliding scales with everyone bellcurving towards an ambiguous muddled fuckpile in the middle. If anyone tells you otherwise, that's just internalized oppression.

Oh yes, I forgot. And protesting that one is, in fact, actually 100% straight is proof that one is flamingly gay.

EDIT: Ah shit. I was trying to sound like a tumblr person but I used "percent", "statistically", and "bellcurve". Now it doesn't sound like tumblr at all!

They're very fond of their "10% of people are gay" and "1 in 4 women have been raped" statistics, though, so...pretty close.
 
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Oh yes, I forgot. And protesting that one is, in fact, actually 100% straight is proof that one is flamingly gay.

Well, there were quite a few anti-gay preachers caught with male prostitutes after protesting how 100% straight they were...
 
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Whereshadowsmakeshadows is saying that Dialectical Materialism (an ideology based in Karl Marx's writings, ie Communism) is a dogmatic semi-religious pseudoscience for stupid people who live in circlejerkland that has become just as retarded as the assholes obsessed with the free market (ie lolbertarians, anarcho-capitalists, and their cousins)
 
Whereshadowsmakeshadows is saying that Dialectical Materialism (an ideology based in Karl Marx's writings, ie Communism) is a dogmatic semi-religious pseudoscience for stupid people who live in circlejerkland that has become just as exceptional as the assholes obsessed with the free market (ie lolbertarians, anarcho-capitalists, and their cousins)

A guy named William Shakesman once said "brevity is the soul of wit."
 
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