Random Tumblr posts

Our favorite person Ackee darkskinnedprivilege got a callout, but not for anything you'd expect.

https://archive.fo/CGaRl

Though I think reblogging angry birds porn is enough to warrant a callout. You sick fuck.

Good to know that if you're a dick to people under the guise of being an SJW the only thing you'll get called out for is the kind of hentai you reblog (although Angry Birds porn is a new level of "what the fuck").
 
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Pretty sure that's rape, buddy.
 
Can anyone better-versed in Tumblrese than me tell me what the shit these people are saying?
The split attraction model is basically the idea that people are attracted to different types of people romantically and sexually. It's where "heterosexual biromantics" (people who say they are sexually attracted to the opposite sex but can form romantic relationships with both sexes) come from. It emerged from Tumblr asexuals/aromantics, who would identify as "asexual panromantic" or "homosexual aromantic" or some other fun and creative combination of terms. This system of labels was later adopted by other parts of the tumblr lqbt community.
Yungoos is the Pokemon in Tumblr user sxswcy's icon.
Aphobic/aphobia refers to people who are "prejudiced" against asexual and aromantic individuals.
"Yikes" is an exclamation for any situation where a person seems to be displaying prejudice.

So as a translation:
sxswcy: tumblr sexuality wank is dumb
darkwingnecrozma: that's mean, the pokemon in your icon would agree with my viewpoint and not yours
sxswcy: the pokemon in my icon is gay and hates asexuals
darkwingnecrozma: the pokemon in your icon is gay and doesn't hate asexuals
sxswcy: no, u.
 
They... They understand Star Wars is fictional, right? It didn't really happen...
I feel you man but its Tumblr, these people couldn't separate fact from fiction if their lives depended on it. I guarantee there will be some Harry Potter comparison in that same thread in the next 15 posts .
 
I'm not sure if any of the posts from undiagnosedautismfeels have been posted here yet, but here's a compilation of some of the most disgusting or otherwise cringy posts I've found.

Why do I want to beat these people up? Autism is not some cutesy-poo condition that allows you to act like a fool.
 
Why do I want to beat these people up? Autism is not some cutesy-poo condition that allows you to act like a fool.

That is literally what they think it is, though. And I do not fucking get it. We have genuinely mentally 'tarded people that come into my work, and I look at them, and I think "this is pretty much what kids on tumblr pretend to be unironically". I cannot fucking wrap my brain around people WANTING TO BE AUTISTIC, AND THINKING IT IS A DESIRABLE TRAIT. I 1000% want to take these dumbass kids, and force them to spend a few days around genuinely mentally handicapped people.

Guarantee they'd quit that shit pretty fucking fast.

(also WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE PUBLICLY ADMIT TO PISSING THEMSELVES AND HAVING DISGUSTING HYGIENE, WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S NOT CUTE, IT'S HORRIFYING)
 
That is literally what they think it is, though. And I do not fucking get it. We have genuinely mentally 'tarded people that come into my work, and I look at them, and I think "this is pretty much what kids on tumblr pretend to be unironically". I cannot fucking wrap my brain around people WANTING TO BE AUTISTIC, AND THINKING IT IS A DESIRABLE TRAIT. I 1000% want to take these dumbass kids, and force them to spend a few days around genuinely mentally handicapped people.

Guarantee they'd quit that shit pretty fucking fast.

(also WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE PUBLICLY ADMIT TO PISSING THEMSELVES AND HAVING DISGUSTING HYGIENE, WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S NOT CUTE, IT'S HORRIFYING)
Sorry Karen, but expecting people to have pride for themselves and good hygiene is neurotypical bullshit and we can’t all have that, now can we?
 
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