Random Tumblr posts

[APerson]

I've got low-fat soy apple fritter rainbow autism. What about you?

Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice autism.

Spoiler: Explanation

My autism is too complex to be explained to the nonautistic, and I take great pride in it. Also, I'm a spoiled white girl.

 

[AnOminous]

I've got low-fat soy apple fritter rainbow autism. What about you?

He has retardation-flavored autism with bullshit sauce and a side order of "please rape my face."

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

that's so fucking autistic

 

[Smarmy]

I've got low-fat soy apple fritter rainbow autism. What about you?

Whatever happened to normal shit like sour cream and onion autism or nacho cheese autism?

 

[cukurcuka]

I've got low-fat soy apple fritter rainbow autism. What about you?

I'm Mountain Dew Baja Blast autism

 

[yummy hand sanitizer]

I've got low-fat soy apple fritter rainbow autism. What about you?

Is mayonnaise an autism?

 

[Evilboshe]

I've got low-fat soy apple fritter rainbow autism. What about you?

Kind of weird but this reminds me of my old high school psychology teacher, who, whenever someone got the hiccups in class, would ask the person for the name, color, and shape of their hiccups. Oddly enough, it usually stopped them.

 

[meatslab]

 

[Korilakkuma]

I don't follow gravity falls anymore so I have no idea what happened but someone smashed their monitor over a new episode and it was kind of funny

http://kramergate.tumblr.com/post/131182434003/tropius-xylinroom-neocyberdatashaman

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I don't follow gravity falls anymore so I have no idea what happened but someone smashed their monitor over a new episode and it was kind of funny

http://kramergate.tumblr.com/post/131182434003/tropius-xylinroom-neocyberdatashaman

Spoiler

Main bad guy succeeded at destroying the barrier between earth and the nightmare realm.

 

[Problematic Kawaii]

Yes, let's make it harder for actual trans folk that experience dysphoria get their he/she/they pronouns be taken seriously by making a ton of bullshit pronouns that won't be taken seriously. "Oh, you're a transwoman and you want to be she/her now? Only if you recognize me as a deity and call me nebulum/nebulaself."

Not to mention: "I'm an engineering student" and "OP is just upset that their pronouns are boring."

Tumblr conflates being cis with boring, treating trans people like trendy accessories despite claiming they're helping by calling themselves bun and void self.

I've got low-fat soy apple fritter rainbow autism. What about you?

My autism is dark pop problematic kawaiicore, pastel blue and peppermint flavored.

 

[Flame_Cinder]

I've got low-fat soy apple fritter rainbow autism. What about you?

I don't know, for me I'm partial to neon khaki gluten-free vegan wheatgrass + marijuana-scented autism.

 

[AnOminous]

Tumblr conflates being cis with boring, treating trans people like trendy accessories despite claiming they're helping by calling themselves bun and void self.

Tumblr itself has proven that trannies are entirely capable of being boring as dishwater dumbfucks with nothing unique about them at all.

 

[Arcanineinchnails]

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

True, that was a pretty big twist, but I don't see why any sane person would react to it by breaking their (probably very expensive) computer. Speaking of Gravity Falls:

Weird, I must have missed the episode where Dipper becomes a hipster crack addict.

 

[guau]

How they gonna explain THAT to their parents I wonder? Those run at about $2000 dollars you know? I smell a donation post!

 

[Fiddleford]

True, that was a pretty big twist, but I don't see why any sane person would react to it by breaking their (probably very expensive) computer. Speaking of Gravity Falls:

Weird, I must have missed the episode where Dipper becomes a hipster crack addict.

Those eyebrows are...something else.

 

[Silver]

The damage control is kind of fantastic:

Hi! So I’m very aware that this was dumb of me but I think you’re getting a false mental image of what exactly happened. First of all since I’m assuming you know nothing more about me than the contents of this post it was a pretty big assumption to say I didn’t buy my computer (I did) and that I somehow did this for the sake of the cartoon? Of course I shouldn’t have placed any force of the front of my computer but if you’re picturing me actually punching it with full force then you are mistaken, it was more of an instinctive quick hit that didn’t even move my screen. There were issues with it before and this was just the final straw. Like I said I agree that this was clearly not a good choice and I probably should have refrained from putting anything about it on the internet because of all the misconceptions that can happen on here, but I didn’t really expect anyone except my followers to see it and I thought they might get some laughter out of my misery

(this is from the link @Korilakkuma posted)

 

[cukurcuka]

oh my fucking god
the nerve this person has to lose their shit over a fucking cartoon (and not even a good cartoon at that, GF is shite) and destroy an expensive monitor over a fucking TV show

 

[DonutSluts]

People who destroy any sort of property over cartoons is the epitome of dumb.