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This just in: your boss is a terrifying evil lizard monster from space, and not some regular guy trying to make a living like everyone else.
 
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Dismaying Tree said:
Bwahahaha I saw this earlier today. Bitch actually sent two asks to the blog they were having an argument with asking "what part of me should I harm next." The early 2000's are over, kiddo.
I feel like that was a bit harsh.
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Forgive me for powerleveling here but from someone who stuggles with self harm themselves, this is the last thing to fucking do. It's sick and manuplitive. Hell it makes me think you dont really stuggle with it and that you find it trendy since everyone on tumblr things cutting is 'tragicaly beautiful' and that it's 'art'.

I'm pretty sure they only cut themselves to try to guilt them and not because "triggered". To bad for them thay not everyone is gonna fall for the pity me act.

You have every right to be harsh. They need to go outside.
 
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TiredConlanger said:
Regarding the former, to expand the definition to make it even more obvious how fucked it is, it's as described with notable other trends. These trends include rape being treated as love (but it's okay because it's two men because Tumblrtard double standards), people being soul mates because they boned, the idea that being dominant and the penetrator in sex are one and the same because it's for straight women who get off to gay guys (so no power bottoms or service tops), not even getting the biology right that they're basing any of it off of (such as canine pack hierarchies or the anatomy issues or pheromones), etc. Hell, I avoid Omegaverse like the plague and these are still some of the more obvious observable trends.

The way I see it, if you're gonna do speculative fiction with weird shit like incorporating different species' adaptations for sex, fighting, rank, or whatever else, at least look the weird shit up so it's not completely fucking retarded. And think things through in terms of good storytelling (such as making things be more alien or following an evolutionary line), instead of doing shit like sudden dogcocks because you fap to it or it's your personal fanservice or whatever. And, if you're intending to have sentient species with whatever odd adaptation you chose, then treat them as sentient instead of beasts who just fight, fuck, and feed.

Regarding the latter, at this rate, the 'Farms non-lolcows could all be more qualified than the 'tards with fandom studies degrees at analyzing fandom shit, by virtue of mocking all this stupid bullshit instead of letting it fester and treating it on par with studying frigging history or something.
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My main gripe with Omegaverse is that it's really fucking obvious these people want to be furries but they don't go the full nine yards of sick fuckery.

Yeah, gay dogcock rape with anal impregnation is all well and good, but if you made them dog people, well buddy, that's just too fucking far.

Too Many Crooks said:
For a bunch of people who HATE mis-gendering /using "wrong" pronouns, these Tumblr twits love to classify fictional characters as some stupid made-up gender/sexuality.

It's like a fetish.
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It's a combination of a fetish and self-congratulatory back-patting for how progressive they are to label other people's characters with this shit and shout down people who ask for any kind of evidence for it.

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Do white people just emit racist waves or some shit?

Also how can a white person in, say, Zimbabwe or Japan, benefit from racism.
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If I wanted to be a part of a movement that assumed that you were guilty of some crime that you could never fully wash away because of circumstances beyond your control, I'd go back to the Catholic church.

Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
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This just in: your boss is a terrifying evil lizard monster from space, and not some regular guy trying to make a living like everyone else.
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Meanwhile I was at a Christmas party with one of my supervisors gushing over a Japanese phone game where you lure cats to your backyard and generally having a good time while this sad sack has probably never actually gotten a job.

I don't understand why anybody would go out of their way to make themselves so miserable.
 
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First person perspective and flat-out lies...can we take bets on how quickly she got an F?
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Hopefully she does. Nary a source, either, not even a bullshit source! And it sounds like the ramblings of a conspiritard because, at the end of the day, the patriarchy crap is a conspiracy theory with no evidence that all men are inherently evil and all trannies are traitors (female to male) or double agents spying for men (male to female).

...Unless she's in gender studies. In that case, they'd probably give her at least a B and like her bullshit ramblings.
 
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Captain Mills said:
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How insulting and condescending to (presumably) their own gender can one person be? It's like they're blaming their own personal shortcomings on some arbitrary (and optional) beauty standards and "the patriarchy" in modern western society.
 
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TiredConlanger said:
Hopefully she does. Nary a source, either, not even a bullshit source! And it sounds like the ramblings of a conspiritard because, at the end of the day, the patriarchy crap is a conspiracy theory with no evidence that all men are inherently evil and all trannies are traitors (female to male) or double agents spying for men (male to female).

...Unless she's in gender studies. In that case, they'd probably give her at least a B and like her bullshit ramblings.
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Well she says that it's for an English class, so even if she's in gender studies, I don't think this paper will pass. Plus there's the fact that makeup was mainstreamed by a woman, and high heels were invented for men
 
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Captain Mills said:
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Malala Yousafzai was shot in the fucking face for trying to go to school and your crying because high heels and consensual sex exists?
Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
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This just in: your boss is a terrifying evil lizard monster from space, and not some regular guy trying to make a living like everyone else.
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I can tell none of these people have been working for very long (if at all). I've been working since I was 16 and none of my bosses were like that. Not even the worst ones.
It's fine if you want to spend the rest of your life working some shit job with no social life. Because this is a great way to never get a promotion, or any friends.
 
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