Random Tumblr posts

[Dismaying Tree]

I've noticed something on tumblr that isn't the usual SJW or otherkin shit, but very autistic nonetheless.
Minecraft ask blogs. I don't know how they became a thing or when, but for some reason people like taking the "story" of minecraft and the "characters" of it, and making these askblogs with very clusterfuck backstories, characters, and what have you. Lots of them center around some kind of variation of that Herobrine thing, though there are variations.
A few are askblogs for "insane" versions of what I think are minecraft letsplayers on youtube. Here are three I've come across.
http://askstevebrine.tumblr.com/
http://ask-the-maltese-endermen.tumblr.com/
http://ask-insanesubzeroextabyte.tumblr.com/
I don't know why people do this.

 

[Fiddleford]

Okay so when I first saw this person I thought for sure they were a troll, but I just spent a decent amount of time looking through her blog and I think she's sincere. She's been at this for a long time, when people try to fuck with her she doesn't do the crying fit thing or react like I've seen troll blogs do, and she's friends with a lot of not-troll-blogs so I'm pretty sure she's for real.

Here's her kin list;

And some other things;

Spoiler

 

[AnOminous]

But how do they feel about the truscum?

"Truscum" are the actual transgender people who are the only people who are likely to say "you're not really trans" anyway.

Everyone else will just say "lol tranny."

Shitlords honestly don't give a shit if you're "really" trans, they'd just rather make fun of you for whatever reason is available.

 

[APerson]

But how do they feel about the truscum?

Same person's BYF:

so scary truscum who believe in dysphoria aren't allowed. Shocking, I know.
Also, it tells you not to follow if you don't believe in fake DID twice. In case you didn't get it the first time.

 

[Wabbu]

Same person's BYF:
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so scary truscum who believe in dysphoria aren't allowed. Shocking, I know.
Also, it tells you not to follow if you don't believe in fake DID twice. In case you didn't get it the first time.

Being a racist and disliking memes on the same list.
Good job.

 

[HG 400]

Shitlords honestly don't give a shit if you're "really" trans, they'd just rather make fun of you for whatever reason is available.

I give a shit. I like to tell fake-trannies that they're not real trannies, and real-trannies that all trannies should be gassed.

 

[Cave]

I give a shit. I like to tell fake-trannies that they're not real trannies, and real-trannies that all trannies should be gassed.

How do both tend to react?

 

[HG 400]

How do both tend to react?

They get really mad at me and get dressed and storm off home.

 

[Meowthkip]

Okay so when I first saw this person I thought for sure they were a troll, but I just spent a decent amount of time looking through her blog and I think she's sincere. She's been at this for a long time, when people try to fuck with her she doesn't do the crying fit thing or react like I've seen troll blogs do, and she's friends with a lot of not-troll-blogs so I'm pretty sure she's for real.

Here's her kin list;
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And some other things;

Spoiler

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I refuse to believe anybody seriously considers themself kin of Hitoshi from Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I refuse to believe anybody seriously considers themself kin of Hitoshi from Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls.

I have no idea what this is, but if "Neko Sugar Girls" isn't the name of a raunchy nightclub act, I'm already concerned.

 

[Red]

I have no idea what this is, but if "Neko Sugar Girls" isn't the name of a raunchy nightclub act, I'm already concerned.

 

[Fiddleford]

I refuse to believe anybody seriously considers themself kin of Hitoshi from Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls.

See that was why I assumed she was a troll

But man if she is she is REALLY dedicated. And most troll blogs do that whole TRIGGURED thing at every opportunity but she doesn't. I don't know what to believe anymore. If someone can claim to be kin of Eric Harris I'm willing to believe anything

 

[Smarmy]

This is both embarrassing and pretentious. I had to zoom in a bunch, because this is one of those koreaboo blogs with illegibly tiny text.

https://archive.is/UFJvP

You're not in my league! I knew about the Peanuts Movie two years before it came out. Shitlord.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Just thought it was worth pointing out that the one on the right is the same girl who was holding the "Down with Cis" cake a few pages back. She may just be the most stereotypical Tumblr user I've ever seen.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

This is both embarrassing and pretentious. I had to zoom in a bunch, because this is one of those koreaboo blogs with illegibly tiny text.

https://archive.is/UFJvP

You're not in my league! I knew about the Peanuts Movie two years before it came out. Shitlord.

I kept reading for the inevitable mention of the uncle who works at Nintendo.

 

[Rascal Hawk]

I kept reading it as an incredibly sad variant of the navy seal copypasta

 

[Human Institute Director]

Same person's BYF:
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so scary truscum who believe in dysphoria aren't allowed. Shocking, I know.
Also, it tells you not to follow if you don't believe in fake DID twice. In case you didn't get it the first time.

"if you don't like memes, don't follow me"

 

[Fiddleford]

 

[Pina Colada]

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Oh, sweetie, if only you knew how the real world works for you and your "personal army" of stuffed animals.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

A tumblrite needs money because family is trigguring and oppressive.

Spoiler: long whiny post

I always try to assume the best of people, but I've lost count of the number of times I've seen tumblr users pull this shit, complete with reblogging the original post multiple times to beg for even more donations. Especially "buying an animal desperately needed for health reasons." Aren't those usually reserved for people who have been through extreme trauma?