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[Lunete]

This person is evidently friends with a person I follow. I am frankly... at a loss.

Spoiler: ???

Highlights:

• How one of their privileges is being thin, but then they are also disadvantaged by being underweight. Even their privileges are disadvantages!
• "You can see my eyes by appointment unless you have acquired the privilege otherwise" They are dead serious, and actually wear sunglasses at all times in public ????
• How they don't want a relationship or sex except they do but they don't but also sometimes they do IT'S CALLED "RELATIONSHIP ANARCHY"
• They can't watch videos/listen to music that you send them because illnesses

The actual page is heaps longer but it's boring, so I only took the parts of their FAQ that were relatively interesting.

It fascinates me how these people can use so many words and yet say so little about themselves. Sure you're a non monogamous, neodivergent, transgender yet some how nonbinary humanoid, but what do you do? But other than that, I know nothing about this person. What enjoyment do you get out of life? What are your hobbies? What do you do for fun?

 

[neverendingmidi]

It fascinates me how these people can use so many words and yet say so little about themselves. Sure you're a non monogamous, neodivergent, transgender yet some how nonbinary humanoid, but what do you do? But other than that, I know nothing about this person. What enjoyment do you get out of life? What are your hobbies? What do you do for fun?

Hobbies and interests are what cisscum shitlords are into. Those haters who don't obsess over gender constantly, such (trigger warning for neurodivergent slur) weirdos.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

It fascinates me how these people can use so many words and yet say so little about themselves. Sure you're a non monogamous, neodivergent, transgender yet some how nonbinary humanoid, but what do you do? But other than that, I know nothing about this person. What enjoyment do you get out of life? What are your hobbies? What do you do for fun?

Their hobbies are generally thinking up new genders they can be and watching whatever the hell Cartoon Network is putting out these days. Anything else is a tool of the patriarchy.

 

[Tokitae]

Went to check up on this one person's blog last night since they seem to post pretty cringy things on a semi-regular basis. They've actually been improving since I first encountered them, albeit very slowly, but nonetheless:

Took these screencaps last night, then went back this morning to check on them again. Sure enough:

...God fucking damn it.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

"an entire fourth of a brick block of cheese"

 

[Tempest]

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"an entire fourth of a brick block of cheese"

Ahuviya?

 

[Tokitae]

This person is evidently friends with a person I follow. I am frankly... at a loss.

Spoiler: ???

Highlights:

• How one of their privileges is being thin, but then they are also disadvantaged by being underweight. Even their privileges are disadvantages!
• "You can see my eyes by appointment unless you have acquired the privilege otherwise" They are dead serious, and actually wear sunglasses at all times in public ????
• How they don't want a relationship or sex except they do but they don't but also sometimes they do IT'S CALLED "RELATIONSHIP ANARCHY"
• They can't watch videos/listen to music that you send them because illnesses

The actual page is heaps longer but it's boring, so I only took the parts of their FAQ that were relatively interesting.

Update on this person: Just found their... Hamlet RP blog? God damnit.

Spoiler: Why must bad things happen to good literature?

 

[Anarchaprincess]

I'm just going to drop it here

 

[ActualKiwi]

I'm just going to drop it here

"I’m sorry i have like a thousand but i need these because i dont have a personality :l (The pronouns are for if you’re reffering to me as that character/thing)

These are not ID’s or kin. These are actually me. They are literally me and i am literally them. Don’t say that I’m kin or ID with them. We’re the same exact person (DON’T FOLLOW EVEN IF YOU’RE SYNPATHS)-"

I'm sorry, I couldn't read past that due to excessive laughter...

 

[sassyma seed]

It fascinates me how these people can use so many words and yet say so little about themselves. Sure you're a non monogamous, neodivergent, transgender yet some how nonbinary humanoid, but what do you do? But other than that, I know nothing about this person. What enjoyment do you get out of life? What are your hobbies? What do you do for fun?

Describing themselves in as many buzzwords as possible is what they do for fun.

 

[Lunete]

I'm just going to drop it here

i dont have a personality

At least this person is honest.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

I'm just going to drop it here

She's "kin" with the Lavender Town theme. I smell a creepypasta fangirl.

 

[Anarchaprincess]

Might as well drop my favorite tw tag of the now

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Update on this person: Just found their... Hamlet RP blog? God damnit.

Spoiler: Why must bad things happen to good literature?

"What kind of stuff do you post?"
"WORDS, WORDS, WORDS!"

 

[Vitriol]

I haven't had time to post anymore edits but passed a milestone today nonetheless:

Spoiler

and i think i made a friend <3

Spoiler

naturally that seems to be a side account for autistic fanfiction, a shame im sure my deutcherin has a gemsona she wants to share <3

Spoiler: all fanfics are autistic

someone normal
Sherlock caught himself staring at John again.

It wasn’t the first time, and however much he tried he couldn’t stop himself. It was such a tedious thing to do, something only love-struck fools did. Sherlock had observed the strange behavior quite a few times, but yet he failed to see any whatsoever purpose in the action. More than anything it was just inconvenient, one could miss so many important details going on right in front of their very eyes.

Maybe that was why the couple had been killed so easily, Sherlock jokingly thought to himself as he looked back at the entwined bodies.

Love was tedious and dumb.

Love was something for lonely fools.

…

Love was something for normal people…

Sherlock wasn’t normal, he wasn’t, he never had been and he never would be.

He almost felt the need to laugh at himself, like the inevitable truth that he hadfeelings was only a big joke. He couldn’t have feelings, not for anyone, he just couldn’t. And most of all not for…

….

Sherlock observed John as he walked around the young pair, light on his feet, almost like he was dancing. Carefully touching their skin and looking at the bruises on the back of their heads, trying to come to a conclusion on their deaths, something Sherlock had managed after a minute of standing in the old apartment, he had thought of telling them, but he so enjoyed to see John smiling as he believed to have been quicker than Sherlock.

John had such a warm, kind smile…


Work Sherlock. You are married to your work, remember?

And John is married to Mary.

Happily married.

…

Happy with someone who isn’t you.

Happy with someone who’s normal.

yeah, this was going to be longer, but i got a writers block. and i’m really tired.

I did find a charming blog doing much the same as I am, but actually drawing the art themselves. I admire the dedication but that is far too much work for me! Here are some highlights from their 'purified-steven-universe blog:

Spoiler: not mine but still great- cartoons are srs bzns

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I haven't had time to post anymore edits but passed a milestone today nonetheless:

Spoiler

and i think i made a friend <3

Spoiler

naturally that seems to be a side account for autistic fanfiction, a shame im sure my deutcherin has a gemsona she wants to share <3


I did find a charming blog doing much the same as I am, but actually drawing the art themselves. I admire the dedication but that is far too much work for me! Here are some highlights from their 'purified-steven-universe blog:

Spoiler: not mine but still great- cartoons are srs bzns

I have no words.

 

[Fiddleford]

I just had to see the list of fictional boyfriends/husbands:

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New rule you guys, I'm in love with Nathan Explosion so if you post any art of him fucking Pickles the Drummer I'll be triggered and block you.

What is "otherhearted"? I've never heard of that before. Does it just mean "I like this character", because I feel like you can just say "I like these characters".

 

[ActualKiwi]

New rule you guys, I'm in love with Nathan Explosion so if you post any art of him fucking Pickles the Drummer I'll be triggered and block you.

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What is "otherhearted"? I've never heard of that before. Does it just mean "I like this character", because I feel like you can just say "I like these characters".

 

[APerson]

Context: New Harry Potter spinoff trailer released today, and people are pretty excited. So am I!

Spoiler: Movie which appears to be in 1920s NYC doesn't have any black people in trailer--so shocking.

 

[AnOminous]

What is "otherhearted"? I've never heard of that before. Does it just mean "I like this character", because I feel like you can just say "I like these characters".

I believe it means "I'm completely fucking retarded. Kill me."