Random Tumblr posts

[sassyma seed]

Wow, maybe that's cause babies can't express themselves beyond screaming and shitting themselves.

Uh, excuse you, it's common knowledge that babies have preferred pronouns, but just can't communicate them.

Mine were diaper/diapers/diaperself, but since it's a whole "I have no mouth and I must scream" type situation, I was shit outta luck.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Wow, maybe that's cause babies can't express themselves beyond screaming and shitting themselves.

And often what your genitals say about your toys, hobbies and colors is true. No matter what, you can't avoid the fact that girls are going to like girly stuff, and boys are going to like boy stuff.

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: OH LAWDY

Spoiler: An ace in D-lusion

Yay! And shoutout to all the lesbians who love fucking men! And all the gay dudes who love fucking women! Here's to all the vegans who eat bacon and eggs for breakfast every day!

Spoiler: Life's a dragon

I bet she couldn't even be in the same room if Dragon Tales happened to be on as a kid...

Spoiler: #BloodElvesMatter

 

[AveraDiane]

Spoiler: #BloodElvesMatter https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/image-jpeg.64095/

"How dare people ask me questions about a topic I know about!"

The Warcraft fandom is unsurprisingly a SJW circlejerk. Especially the RPers.

 

[wardrobeϟmalfunction]

I have no mouth and I must scream

This isn't how babies are supposed to work

 

[~*dank meme*~]

And the skin fetishization of the blog has shown itself.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

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And the skin fetishization of the blog has shown itself.

It sounds to me like they just want to see Frisk drawn with brown skin. Tumblr is so transparent sometimes.

 

[APerson]

Spoiler: An ace in D-lusion

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Yay! And shoutout to all the lesbians who love fucking men! And all the gay dudes who love fucking women! Here's to all the vegans who eat bacon and eggs for breakfast every day!

Tumblr's full of people who never got the idea of "Not X is not X". You've also got trans* people who don't want to transition, people with AvPD and NPD, autistics with no signs of autism, and "kintypes" who are completely unlike the person.

 

[Yamyam]

The term queerplatonic will never stop being the most unessary and fucking funny thing ever

 

[sassyma seed]

The term queerplatonic will never stop being the most unessary and fucking funny thing ever
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"I'm going to my queerplatonic partner's place to hang out and browse Tumblr."
"You mean your friend's house?"
"ITS MORE SERIOUS THAN THAT MOM!!!"

Edit: fix code

 

[Yamyam]

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And the skin fetishization of the blog has shown itself.

"Draw Frisk the way I see them or you're racist. "

 

[TiredConlanger]

"Draw Frisk the way I see them or you're racist. "

Welcome to Tumblr.

 

[fishercat]

The term queerplatonic will never stop being the most unessary and fucking funny thing ever
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More queerplatonic discussion!

Spoiler: Read from bottom to top because blog

 

[Lurch]

"My parents are upset that my friend and I regularly shit up the house that they pay for and generously allow us to live in, and them wanting me to get a job and restricting access to my car is on the same level as murder. Give me money."

 

[PetalPinkPuppy]

The term queerplatonic will never stop being the most unessary and fucking funny thing ever
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That's because tumblrinas can't process the word 'friendship' because it's boring and normal so they have to stick queer on it somewhere.

 

[Ceci]

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And the skin fetishization of the blog has shown itself.

friendly reminder to not draw homer simpson with yellow skin!
yes, i know its their design, but their design is a racist asian stereotype whether matt groening intended it to be or not so please don't do it
please draw them brown

 

[COLEGAY TOOTHPISS]

Spoiler: What?

This one is a troll post.

 

[Ceci]

This one is a troll post.

The fact people couldn't distinguish the troll posts from real posts says a lot about tumblr social justice.

 

[Yamyam]

friendly reminder to not draw homer simpson with yellow skin!
yes, i know its their design, but their design is a racist asian stereotype whether matt groening intended it to be or not so please don't do it
please draw them brown

Can we say the same thing for spongbob as well?

 

[sassyma seed]

Can we say the same thing for spongbob as well?

Please don't draw Mr. Krabs as red, that is very offensive to Native Americans, please draw him as brown.