Random Tumblr posts

[Lurch]

What's with the arbitrary doubling of letters? How dumb do you have to be to crytype in your about?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

He honestly doesn't post text that often, he's mostly just a photoblog which is one reason why I don't think he's trolling, he'll go weeks with posting hundreds of photos and not posting any text at all
Here's his about and before you follow, though (his theme is godawful and practically unreadable)

Spoiler: blinding

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Whoever you are, I want to punch you

 

[Calling]

This is peak uwu tumblr
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For the record, everything he types looks like this

Is Homestuck popular again?

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

He honestly doesn't post text that often, he's mostly just a photoblog which is one reason why I don't think he's trolling, he'll go weeks with posting hundreds of photos and not posting any text at all
Here's his about and before you follow, though (his theme is godawful and practically unreadable)

Spoiler: blinding

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The cutesy child theme is really creeping me out.

 

[Yamyam]

He honestly doesn't post text that often, he's mostly just a photoblog which is one reason why I don't think he's trolling, he'll go weeks with posting hundreds of photos and not posting any text at all
Here's his about and before you follow, though (his theme is godawful and practically unreadable)

Spoiler: blinding

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A pre school theme for the perfect pre schooler

 

[sassyma seed]

He honestly doesn't post text that often, he's mostly just a photoblog which is one reason why I don't think he's trolling, he'll go weeks with posting hundreds of photos and not posting any text at all
Here's his about and before you follow, though (his theme is godawful and practically unreadable)

Spoiler: blinding

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What is it about Tumblr that makes people choose the worst possible colors for their blogs? They're always blindingly horrific.

I wish they would either look up how to choose a pleasing (not to mention readable) palette, or just stick with black and white.

 

[yasscat]

He honestly doesn't post text that often, he's mostly just a photoblog which is one reason why I don't think he's trolling, he'll go weeks with posting hundreds of photos and not posting any text at all
Here's his about and before you follow, though (his theme is godawful and practically unreadable)

Spoiler: blinding

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what the fuck is an RBF? and dat color scheme tho

 

[Fiddleford]

what the fuck is an RBF?

Read before following

The cutesy child theme is really creeping me out.

The background is colorful puzzle pieces. Literally :autism:

 

[Dismaying Tree]

He honestly doesn't post text that often, he's mostly just a photoblog which is one reason why I don't think he's trolling, he'll go weeks with posting hundreds of photos and not posting any text at all
Here's his about and before you follow, though (his theme is godawful and practically unreadable)

Spoiler: blinding

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That theme is like if an autistic child's room became a tumblr blog. Strikes me as...fetish-ey, especially with the emphasis on all those childlike things and interests. Creepy.

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

I found one.

 

[Yamyam]

I found one.

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Ow the edge
But real talk they kinda look like

They might want to change their hair

 

[ActualKiwi]

what the fuck is an RBF? and dat color scheme tho

As @Fiddleford mentioned "Read Before Following" basically a list of shit that triggers them/they don't wanna hear/blah blah blah.
Essentially a pile of warning flags for sane people passing by the blog.

 

[fishercat]

I found one.

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I've already seen this being used as a copypasta.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Spoiler: cut this crap out RIGHT NOW

 

[Yamyam]

Spoiler: cut this crap out RIGHT NOW

Making a post that you disagree with = breaking tumblr.com policy

 

[sgetti]

Spoiler: cut this crap out RIGHT NOW

Watching someone named "masculinitysofragile" piss themselves over the discovery that the world isn't entirely black and white is a beautiful kind of irony.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Spoiler: cut this crap out RIGHT NOW

While this person is an over dramatic sperglord in their own their own right, the OP seems kinda autistic in their own right judging by their url, which is weird because their message is actually nicely written.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

While this person is an over dramatic sperglord in their own their own right, the OP seems kinda autistic in their own right judging by their url, which is weird because their message is actually nicely written.

Yeah, feminismisahatemovement is a pretty notorious redpiller, but it's pretty funny to see someone lose their shit over one of their least overtly objectionable posts.

 

[Cynosura]

The term queerplatonic will never stop being the most unessary and fucking funny thing ever
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I remember arguing with some person insisting that queerplatonic means a totally different thing. Then I showed them a definition of the word "friendship" from a dictionary with the word itself removed asking if that's the correct definition, and they were like "yeah that's what queerplationic means". What a joke.

 

[ActualKiwi]

I remember arguing with some person insisting that queerplatonic means a totally different thing. Then I showed them a definition of the word "friendship" from a dictionary with the word itself removed asking if that's the correct definition, and they were like "yeah that's what queerplationic means". What a joke.

That pretty much sums it up, if they can't tell the difference in definitions.