Random Tumblr posts

[yasscat]

As @Fiddleford mentioned "Read Before Following" basically a list of shit that triggers them/they don't wanna hear/blah blah blah.
Essentially a pile of warning flags for sane people passing by the blog.

...I even knew that, I just didn't connect the acronym and the name.

I need some sleep.

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

I've already seen this being used as a copypasta.

People were comparing it to the navy seals pasta on the site.

Spoiler: cut this crap out RIGHT NOW

The OP was being relatively civil. There was no point in telling them off for it.

 

[kidsquid]

I dunno, when I was born my parents were like "Aaw, tiny kidsquid! What a cute little baby! We'll get you dolls and cars because we don't know what you might like when you're bigger!"

Also don't parents call their newborns a "flirt" as a joke? I forget that tumblr doesn't have a sense of humour though.

 

[Yamyam]

I dunno, when I was born my parents were like "Aaw, tiny kidsquid! What a cute little baby! We'll get you dolls and cars because we don't know what you might like when you're bigger!"

Also don't parents call their newborns a "flirt" as a joke? I forget that tumblr doesn't have a sense of humour though.

I love how tumblr think they know how babies act like then turn around and make posts about beating babies because they won't stop crying in public because hating babies is edgy.

 

[~*dank meme*~]

Spoiler: Autism has reached Mach 5

You know you've reached the deep end of the tard pool when you use tiny toons characters and make them trans.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Spoiler: Autism has reached Mach 5

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You know you've reached the deep end of the tard pool when you use tiny toons characters and make them trans.

So how are Babs and Fifi transgirls when they're already girls to begin with?

 

[Yamyam]

Spoiler: Autism has reached Mach 5

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You know you've reached the deep end of the tard pool when you use tiny toons characters and make them trans.

Reminds me of the tumblr user who said Dot from animaniacs was a trans girl and that they where their kin type

Wild shit.

 

[~*dank meme*~]

So how are Babs and Fifi transgirls when they're already girls to begin with?

So they could draw the characters with tits and not have to use any effort.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

So they could draw the characters with tits and not have to use any effort.

It really looks like what Tiny Toon Adventures would be if it had been made now.

 

[sassyma seed]

Spoiler: Autism has reached Mach 5

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You know you've reached the deep end of the tard pool when you use tiny toons characters and make them trans.

People need to stop taking these cartoons so seriously, and this is pretty relevant.

 

[CatParty]

People need to stop taking these cartoons so seriously, and this is pretty relevant.

the irony of claiming someone is "taking cartoons too seriously" while posting a reaction video from an obscure old cartoon is pretty amazing

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

People need to stop taking these cartoons so seriously, and this is pretty relevant.

It's funny, sure, but it's pretty dated. The fat nerd living in his parents' basement has been replaced by - well, search Steven Universe or any modern Cartoon Network show on Tumblr.

I wonder what would happen if someone made something like this about modern cartoon fans...

 

[sassyma seed]

It's funny, sure, but it's pretty dated. The fat nerd living in his parents' basement has been replaced by - well, search Steven Universe or any modern Cartoon Network show on Tumblr.

I wonder what would happen if someone made something like this about modern cartoon fans...

Yeah it's kinda old, and I'd imagine a modern version would be much the same, except instead of cartoon trivia, it'd be about micro aggressions and "proof" for trans headcanons.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Whenever I see shit like this, I wonder if anyone has ever used pronouns like these in real life conversation. That would be something to see.

 

[HG 400]

@Ho Mo for Women explain yourself

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

A classic:

 

[Dismaying Tree]

A classic:

It takes a special kind of stupid to not realize something is a bot when it has bot right in the username.

 

[Rin]

@Ho Mo for Women explain yourself

lol don't take ratings so seriously.

 

[HG 400]

lol don't take ratings so seriously.

Ratings are extremely important.

 

[sassyma seed]

A classic:

"I'm already getting my university group to look into your behavior."

And then nothing happened, because it is clearly a robot. Although she could be thinking they are robogender and/or Benderkin.