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Then all the cows applauded.
 
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ActualKiwi said:
These are, in fact, a thing. Marketed to people who stress out too much and want to relax/get in touch with their inner child. Usually just another moneyspinner, and I honestly don't see the appeal
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The thing i like about adult coloring books are their detail designs. I usually scan and color a page if I just feel like working on my coloring and don't feel like drawing anything that day.
 
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SlothInAMilkCrate said:
Boy, they're sure trying to stretch the definition of asexuality, aren't they? "For example, a sex-positive asexual might appear to have quite an active sex life for other reasons than attraction solely; emotional bonding, relaxation, physical pleasure, and fun..." Isn't that the reason for most people having sex? I mean, seriously. They are really grasping at straws here so they can have those sweet, sweet Tumblr oppression points.
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Why do I have the feeling most people who claim to be asexual but want/have a regular amount of sex are just doing that so they won't get called sluts? You shouldn't claim to be something you're not.

SlothInAMilkCrate said:
Why is Tumblr angry at Tina Fey? What did she do that is racist?
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She's a successful white woman, the worst crime of them all.

Ho Mo for Women said:
Lena Dunham is on that list. Notice how Tumblr hates Lena Dunham because she's a "white feminist", and not because she molested her own sister.
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Because being a white feminist is worse than incest and pedophilia.
 
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Hey, want to see something annoying on Twitter? Feminist Christmas carols.

Dr. Studman M.D. said:
The thing i like about adult coloring books are their detail designs. I usually scan and color a page if I just feel like working on my coloring and don't feel like drawing anything that day.
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You're a colorist, too? Cool, so am I.
 
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EggGender said:
https://archive.is/2UPJd

The first guy is doing nothing but asking legitimate questions, and as every tumblrina would do, the other one starts spewing buzzwords, not answering the questions (since it's clear they don't have the answer lol), and threatening to block them. A+, tumblrite. It looks like their blog is actually full of screenshotted convos between them and whoever tries to figure out their weird logic.


BONUS: Their lovely about
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"I have nothing else going on in my life rn so I spend my time 'making fun of' 98% of the population on a blog"
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This is my favorite internet argument style: The Cult Speech "You are not us and are therefore full of a sin you can never wipe clean." By claiming that, not you, but they define the offenses you inflict upon them they've established a moving goalpost which will only stop after you completely agree with them about everything.

Here's an example. All the points have been taken from the quoted post:

"You are transphobic because you are CIS"
How do you figure?
"It's ingrained into you by society."
What is?
"Transphobia"
No, what is an example of transphobia?
"Stuff like calling trans people by their nonpreferred gender."
I don't do that.
"You do it subconsciously."
No I don't.
"You just dont realize it because society told you to think that way."
I'm not transphobic.
"You can't make that call because it would require you to define transphobia, and that is an action which oppresses the people who suffer from it."

"You control men because you are female"
How do you figure?
"It's ingrained into you by society."
What is?
"Controlling men"
No, what is an example of me controlling men?
"Stuff like leading them on to make them buy you things."
I don't do that.
"You do it subconsciously."
No I don't.
"You just dont realize it because society told you to think that way."
I'm not controlling any men.
"You can't make that call because it would require you to define what controlling men is, and that is an action which oppresses the men who suffer from it."

"You are controlled by reptile aliens because you voted for Obama"
How do you figure?
"It's ingrained into you by the homeworld broadcasts."
What is?
"Reptilianism"
No, what is an example of reptilianism?
"Stuff like eating orphans and using Verizon sattelites to call your queen."
I don't do that.
"You do it subconsciously."
No I don't.
"You just dont realize it because the hivemind told you to think that way."
I'm not a reptile.
"You can't make that call because it would require you to define being a reptile alien, an action which oppresses the people who suffer from your mind-control hissing. You can't fool me you communist, scaly bastard!"

The leap in logic is that "this person having the argument defines transphobia." Chances are that everyone here represents a minority through ethnicity, disability, or some sort of shared experience. If you lost a finger, could you speak for everyone who lost a finger? Of course not. Don't listen to manipulative lunatics, regardless of their agendas, and just do your best to be nice to people...

Jesus reptilian christ.
 
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