Random Tumblr posts

[Steamboat_Bill]

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Surprised they're not complaining about how the Warners are sexual harassers or some shit like that.

If Dot's a lesbian, why does she go gaga over hot men as much as her brothers do for hot women?

 

[neverendingmidi]

If Dot's a lesbian, why does she go gaga over hot men as much as her brothers do for hot women?

Because... Because... Shut up.

 

[Old Blighty]

Fresh Prince actually had an episode when Carlton went off on a group of black frat boys who were making fun of him for "selling out". It's kinda sad that the black community on Tumblr likes to throw around shit like "Uncle Tom" at black people who they don't like.

Black tumblr's brains hurts whenever they're confronted with the 'wrong kind of black person'. They lash out and prove stereotypes It's actually really funny and sad at the same time.

That episode was great.Yet again, half of black tumblr probably wasn't born when it aired

 

[& Knuckles]

Meanwhile, meth-heads.

 

[Hummingbird]

I think they're mad at at that girl from Chainsaw Lollipop.

Spoiler: EWW BOOBS

At least Lollypop Chainsaw is fun to play. More than I can say for a lot of feminist/SJW approved games. *cough*Cibele*cough*

Fresh Prince actually had an episode when Carlton went off on a group of black frat boys who were making fun of him for "selling out". It's kinda sad that the black community on Tumblr likes to throw around shit like "Uncle Tom" at black people who they don't like.

Spoiler: Carlton's words of wisdom

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Or the first episode where Will tells Uncle Phil that he "forgot his roots" and gave out this beautiful response.

Phillip Banks: Look at me when I'm talking to you. Let me tell you something, son. I grew up on the streets just like you. I encountered bigotry you could not imagine. Now you have a nice poster of Malcolm X on your wall. I heard the brother speak. I read every word he wrote. Believe me, I KNOW where I come from!

Will: You actually heard Malcolm speak?

Phillip Banks: That's right. So before you criticize someone, you find out what he's all about.

 

[fishercat]

This was way too long to screencap, so I archived it.

It just showed up on my dashboard and I still have no idea what I just witnessed.

 

[yasscat]

This was way too long to screencap, so I archived it.

It just showed up on my dashboard and I still have no idea what I just witnessed.

Literally what.

 

[Yamyam]

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Surprised they're not complaining about how the Warners are sexual harassers or some shit like that.

Oh that user atustic dot warner. I've seen her before. She is some 14 or 15 year old who say she have autism and she said she is other kin with homer Simpson and other cartoon character like Fry.

Can't tell if toll or not.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

This was way too long to screencap, so I archived it.

It just showed up on my dashboard and I still have no idea what I just witnessed.

Tumblr proves that it will take any mildly funny post and puke Autism all over it.

 

[APerson]

Decided to make it...I don't know. Divided by person and not a link away. It started crazy and only got worse from there.

Ps. Fuck bees

please dont fuck the bees.

TOO LATE.

Papyrus

Oh yeah, big deal. Wanting to have sex with a bee. Pah, imagine what I have to deal with.
Sans
What we both have to deal with Pap.
Wolf fursona?
Well, even me. You get popular enough and then soon enough there will be people wanting to sleep with you, or other things. That aren’t exactly good to talk about.
(Oh and, if anyone is looking at this right now, just letting you know, internet does not compare to real life all the darn time).
Crappily-drawn wolf fursona?
Hell, the only thing I have to do is just go with my actual name and wear some security uniform. And you guys have to run for your lives.
Papyrus
Unless that balloons guy scares them off.
IDEK
Balloon Boy? Man, for being quite hated he can sure as hell bring up a good scare.
Wolf fursona?
Well, he was corrupted Gardanoth.
IDEK again
I know. Just he’s quite laid back too isn’t he?
Papyrus
Yeah, some-what like my brother Sans I guess.
Sans
Well don’t think anyone’s going to be…
Papyrus
Sans, don’t you dare even…
Sans
Rushing to the “Ball”-oon Park…
Mad Papyrus
SANS! THAT JOKE DOESN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!
IDEK, yet again
Geez Papyrus. Don’t start “Balloo”-ing your eyes out now.
Mad Papyrus
DAMMIT HUMAN!

Spoiler

Sans

Aww, someone can’t “Bear” to look at this stuff?
Mad Papyrus
GOD DAMMIT SANS!
IDEK
What? He sure can’t! The situation is getting real “Bear”-y…
Madder Papyrus? Maybe?
FOR F*** SAKES GARDANOTH!
Still IDEK (Gardanoth, apparently)
Oh s***, I just pissed off your brother Sans.
Sans
…

psssshs….nothin personnel….kid

someone make a dramatic reading of this mess

I want this post to be the first meme of 2016

I understand it less now, if that's even possible.

 

[Ceci]

Tumblr meets daddy fetishism

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

plot twist:

i wonder how many jimmies this rustled

 

[neverendingmidi]

Tumblr meets daddy fetishism

Steph-on-knee Wolscht would love s/h/it.

 

[Fiddleford]

Tumblr meets daddy fetishism

I've never wished for death more than I have at this very moment

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: How many transphobes does it take to rage a Tumblrina?

Spoiler: Moral values vs. moral guilt

Spoiler: Dysphoria? I'd say hysteria.

Spoiler: So, Calvin Klein then.

 

[RIck Sanchez]

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Surprised they're not complaining about how the Warners are sexual harassers or some shit like that.

Not wanting to finger Prince = lesbian

 

[Hummingbird]

Tumblr meets daddy fetishism

So what exactly is one as in what counts as one? So it's someone playing a substitute father role without the masculinity?

 

[RIck Sanchez]

This page is a personal favorite.

Spoiler: Atheistic but also God

 

[Melkor]

This is a blog description of a guy in the BJD hobby.

 

[RIck Sanchez]

This is a blog description of a guy in the BJD hobby.

EXTREME autosexual = I jack off a LOT. What does "dyadic" mean in this context?