Random Tumblr posts

[Piga Dgrifm]

For those who want it here (it was a whole lot of small images, not just one big image)

Spoiler: Lizardsexuals

Only three of them are actual orientations.

 

[peribot]

https://archive.is/9myGo

 

[TiredConlanger]

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I can't even believe that 14 year olds these days are deluded enough to go around soliciting worshippers - the sheer arrogance of this is blowing my mind.

There are two outcomes I foresee- they will grow up and cringe at this shit, or they will try to create a cult. Not sure which.

 

[Lunete]

For those who want it here (it was a whole lot of small images, not just one big image)

Spoiler: Lizardsexuals

There's like four different special snowflake terms for bisexual.

 

[ActualKiwi]

There's like four different special snowflake terms for bisexual.

Spoiler: Linguistic sperging

And the fact that whoever wrote that doesn't understand the fucking meaning of the prefix "bi"- it doesn't mean multiple, it means two ffs. Bi-sexual means attracted to the two primary genders there are, not two "or more".

 

[RM 810]

Did you know that literally anything can be a gender?

Spoiler

Achieve link in case it's hard to read.

 

[RIck Sanchez]

Did you know that literally anything can be a gender?

Spoiler

Achieve link in case it's hard to read.

These people seem to confuse "gender" with "personality."

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Did you know that literally anything can be a gender?

Spoiler

Achieve link in case it's hard to read.

I hope they find that in a few years, after outgrowing Tumblr, and cringe themselves into oblivion.

 

[MissMorbid]

Did you know that literally anything can be a gender?

Spoiler

Achieve link in case it's hard to read.

Someone's trying extra hard to be special.

 

[Wabbu]

The heart on their flag shows how totally not made up by needy teenagers this shit is.

Quoi?
@ActualKiwi
I know, that was the joke.

 

[Problematic Kawaii]

Decided to make it...I don't know. Divided by person and not a link away. It started crazy and only got worse from there.









I understand it less now, if that's even possible.

They're trying to be sonic-for-real-justice but this feels so forced.

 

[ActualKiwi]

The heart on their flag shows how totally not made up by needy teenagers this shit is.


Quoi?

Quoi is French. It literally just means "What". The snowflakes are getting lazier with their language-hijacking

 

[Donovan the Man]

Why is opposite in scare quotes?

 

[Problematic Kawaii]

Why is opposite in scare quotes?

Because people who use tumblr too much view heterosexuality as ~ boring ~ or oppressive

 

[Fiddleford]

Because people who use tumblr too much view heterosexuality as ~ boring ~ or oppressive

Nah it's because there's "no such thing as an opposite gender since gender is a spectrum".

 

[homewrecker]

Can't be bothered to screencap because it's so huge but here, have some badly drawn lizards teaching you about "sexuality".

Pretty sure those are traced not even drawn

 

[yasscat]

Nah it's because there's "no such thing as an opposite gender since gender is a spectrum".

Yup. If you don't believe in a binary, then there is no such thing as an opposite.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Why is opposite in scare quotes?

Because they're afraid opposite will get them hate- opposite implies one gender of two, rather than the clusterfuck they've created

 

[Wabbu]

Nah it's because there's "no such thing as an opposite gender since gender is a spectrum".

Well, with this bullshit spectrum is round, then opposites are a thing, like a colorwheel.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

And the award for biggest asshole goes to...

So wait, men ARE stronger than women? Like the same crime committed against a man has less of an effect because the man is naturally stronger and better able to cope?