Random Tumblr posts

[Pancake]

You're forgetting: It's tumblr. It IS.

And a mile long list of self diagnosed mental illnesses they read about once on webMD.

 

[Observatory]

Friend of mine wondered if Dildokin was a thing on tumblr. I am just going to assume that these posts are not meant to be taken serious.

Spoiler

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Friend of mine wondered if Dildokin was a thing on tumblr. I am just going to assume that these posts are not meant to be taken serious.

Spoiler

These are too damn hilarious to be serious. They have GOT to be satirical.

 

[~*dank meme*~]

Aw, I remember first seeing this in a livestream. The guy talked about how it looked like a fetish and how weird it was. He later apologized (in the same livestream) and said that every time he spoke about tranny issues he got hatemail in Tumblr.
And people, completely missing the point, sent him hatemail.
He had to write a long-ass apology. It was sad, really. It was actually posted here before. I'll look for it.

Edit: I couldn't find the post, but here's the link:http://vargskelethor.tumblr.com/pos...sanyway-im-not-yelling-at-you-or-anything-all

Joel is too good for Tumblr, in all honesty.

 

[Billiam Cipher]

And a mile long list of self diagnosed mental illnesses they read about once on webMD.

And don't forget, a WebMD test is totally a legit diagnosis:

 

[RIck Sanchez]

Aw, I remember first seeing this in a livestream. The guy talked about how it looked like a fetish and how weird it was. He later apologized (in the same livestream) and said that every time he spoke about tranny issues he got hatemail in Tumblr.
And people, completely missing the point, sent him hatemail.
He had to write a long-ass apology. It was sad, really. It was actually posted here before. I'll look for it.

Edit: I couldn't find the post, but here's the link:http://vargskelethor.tumblr.com/pos...sanyway-im-not-yelling-at-you-or-anything-all

Apologizing to Tumblr is always a mistake. No matter what you say it will never be good enough for them.

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: Anyone got a pacifier?

If I had a dollar for every fem/antifem/SJWhatever post I collected for this thread, then I'd say they're the real babies for providing us plenty of sweet, sweet tears and Patreon bucks!

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

And don't forget, a WebMD test is totally a legit diagnosis:
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I read that as "I'm going to answer 'yes' to everything and then I've got whatever it spits out because doing stuff is hard." It's like if they get three separate mental illnesses they can start building hotels and win the game.

 

[Smarmy]

Remember that user who was stealing human remains? Apparently she finally got busted.

 

[Fiddleford]

Striped shirts look fine on normal people, but if you're fat, they make you look fatter.

So if you're fat and wear a striped shirt, you're probably autistic because you don't know it makes you look even fatter.

It actually depends on the stripes. Vertical pinstripes are quite slimming, for example. /fashion sperg

Joel is too good for Tumblr, in all honesty.

Even better, the person who sent Joel that ask used to be a Vade cohort.

 

[Yamyam]

op is a bot blog that post 'shower thoughts' and..

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

im gonna come back and edit in sources but i think yall get the gist of what im going for without them

http://plebcomics.tumblr.com/post/141930503793/im-gonna-come-back-and-edit-in-sources-but-i-think

And as a bonus, here's tumblrites trying to point out why this comic is stupid.

http://plebcomics.tumblr.com/post/141980819528/bombchel534-spiroandthelacktones

 

[The Great Chandler]

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http://plebcomics.tumblr.com/post/141930503793/im-gonna-come-back-and-edit-in-sources-but-i-think

And as a bonus, here's tumblrites trying to point out why this comic is stupid.

http://plebcomics.tumblr.com/post/141980819528/bombchel534-spiroandthelacktones

They probably think it's edgy to flash some kids at a family oriented place because "I'm a heroine of civil rights".

 

[friedshrimp]

As if adult movies don't have these messages! These kids probably think every adult movie out there is American Pie and nothing else.

 

[AnOminous]

And as a bonus, here's tumblrites trying to point out why this comic is stupid.

http://plebcomics.tumblr.com/post/141980819528/bombchel534-spiroandthelacktones

I'm amazed they don't fucking injure themselves twisting themselves into a pretzel like that.

That is some of the dumbest, most fucked up "reasoning" I've ever seen.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

As if adult movies don't have these messages! These kids probably think every adult movie out there is American Pie and nothing else.

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They are kids' movies. Shouldn't you have moved past Disney and on to Ralph Bakshi or something?

(These are also pretty basic morals, too. This isn't really sophisticated stuff.)

 

[Problematic Kawaii]

I mean, both is fucking obnoxious, but what do I know.

Kids, you're both stupid.

Hence the reason why I have "Undertale" blacklisted. A fandom full of tumblrinas....

Found this gem (collective groan) yesterday on Facebook, but I'm pretty sure it's also been on Tumblr:
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I'm sick of Garnet and that meme format.

As if adult movies don't have these messages! These kids probably think every adult movie out there is American Pie and nothing else.

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Tumblr likes to think kids entertainment is deeper than its basic message. They do have an adversity to adult media unless it has POC/lesbians.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Tumblr watched a bad episode of South Park and decided that that was all adult movies/shows are.

 

[Positron]

"...control your fear and anxiety and not to let it ruin your life..."

I see that Tumblr takes this lesson well

"... teach young girls they can rely on their families just as much..."

"I HATE MY PARENTS!!! WAAAAA!!!"
(And now I understand why Brave didn't do so well: trying to understand your parents is just uncool.)

 

[Pina Colada]

Let's have some good laughs out of these foolish posts, eh?

Spoiler: In conclusion, they're all "trashy" in an ironic statement.

Spoiler: Boy oh boy, what a man's world we live in!

What if he's just really into blood elves? That pretty much explains the joint sponsorship with WoW and OkCupid.

Kids do dumb things; on the other hand, Tumblrinas just can't outgrow the dumb.

I guess achieving the "naked mole rat" look is more complex to pull off than Tumblr lets on.