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Mister "I don't know how to rhyme"
 
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I can't wait for the inevitable sequel to this post where they get a low grade for the poem, and it's obviously because the teacher is "Icky Icky Conservative" and not because the poem's written like a series of edgy Runescape messages, circa 2007.

Or the post where they read the poem and everyone claps snaps their fingers.
 
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That's not poetry; that's the incantation of a brainwashed cult member.

"Enbyphobia"? What? I'm even familiar with a lot of tumblr's dumb made up terms but I've not even heard of this. What the hell does that even mean?

Enbyphobia is the hatred against the protagonist of My Immortal. The proper spelling should be Enobyphobia but since she doesn't care about how her name is spelled so why should we?
 
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Wasn't Spongebob or Squidward their selected "coded black" characters in Spongebob? I know tumblr spends hours saying how Squidward is black or something.
I've seen posts before that say SpongeBob is white because he does tons of shit but never gets in trouble, but Squidward must be black because people constantly abuse him and he's so "woke".

I mean, it's not like it's a cartoon or anything.
 
The more I read this thread the more I come to realise that really Tumblr's userbase just needs to be sat down in a room and told: "Look, it's perfectly acceptable to not like something. It's also fairly common to not like/do/be turned on by something without thinking any less of somebody who likes/does/is turned on by something."
But but muh safe spaces

muh trigger warnings

I am litrly shking righht n n nwo
 
Oh man, I can't wait to hear this moron bitch about how he was sent to the office for spewing this shit or suspended for this nonsense.
"Who fears marx's theories fading from the earth"
Too bad, they already are, at least in the first world.

Aside from that, all these Tumblr Communists are (edgy, special snowflake, whiny) teenagers. They should be learning about this shit and why it never worked!
 
Nah, Marxism is alive and well within the walls of the world's English Departments. It's quite dead in cultural studies departments since postmodernism has become cool.
 
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