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like holy shit guys
we should just make plays that are just shit, and fill the cast with minorities.
and then cry to the media about how everyone is racist when the plays get criticism.

then we just beg tumblr for cash and start funding projects and shit.

easy money.

What happens when the plan backfires and we get a Producers situation on our hands?
 
We follow Bialystock and Bloom's lead and try to blow the theater up.
So, best case scenario you make a ton of money scamming stupid tumblrites who want to feel like they aren't being racist while actually being kinda racist, and the worst case scenario is you blow up a theater full of said tumblrites?
Shit, I'm not seeing a downside here
 
what gets me about tumblr is how they are always going on about micro aggressions and hating them but do that thing where they force you to refer to them with specific pronouns that they sate ahead of time which is the ultimate in micro-aggression
 
what gets me about tumblr is how they are always going on about micro aggressions and hating them but do that thing where they force you to refer to them with specific pronouns that they sate ahead of time which is the ultimate in micro-aggression

They just set themselves up for microaggressions, and I love it. I mean, they want to hold some kind of holier-than-thou power over people, so why not manufacture a situation where you're set up to point out the other person's misogyny/transphobia/racism etc when they accidentally violate some esoteric rule. Most people tend to apologize when they think they've offended someone on accident, so you get that nice "I'm better than you" feeling plus someone submitting to your whims all at once!
 
Jesus, it's because sponges can reproduce asexually. Not everything is a social statement.

I realize I'm focusing on the wrong thing here, since the real issue is probably that nobody above the age of 7 should care about the romantic relationships of Spongebob characters.
Nobody of any age should care about romantic relationships of Spongebob characters.
 
Jesus, it's because sponges can reproduce asexually. Not everything is a social statement.

I realize I'm focusing on the wrong thing here, since the real issue is probably that nobody above the age of 7 should care about the romantic relationships of Spongebob characters.
I can't believe spongbob yaoi is still a thing and that's people on tumblr care about it. I thought we left that in the year 2007.
 
Found this gem while in a Fallout tag.
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Tl;dr: She's questioning her sexual orientation/romantic orientation because she got a crush on video game characters. And she has the emotional awareness and maturity of a tree stump.
 

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Found this gem while in a Fallout tag.
Archive link:
Tl;dr: She's questioning her sexual orientation/romantic orientation because she got a crush on video game characters. And she has the emotional awareness and maturity of a tree stump.
My biggest problem with this is that it claims its a "Fallout Fanatic" and them labels Fallout 4 as its favorite... Bitch lrn2 Fallout. Also, Hancock says like 10 things, I guess the ideal man for a tumblrite is one with barely any personality and no free will.
 
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Homestuck been saying it's going to end soon for over like 3 years they need to calm down.

It's not gonna end for like another 2 years or some shit I bet, knowing how Hussie likes to drag things out.
It actually ended this time. Seriously, we got a THE END page and everything. There's gonna be an epilogue sometime in the future, like waaaay in the future, but for now, it's over.

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I capped the first one because the THE END isn't part of the gif itself.

They still need to calm the fuck down, though. Things end. It happens. They're a bunch of wusses.
 
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