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It's actually more hilarious when you consider it in context, like here. Now picture somebody picking up their glass of rum and going "What the hell? Why is there a pink dinosaur in my rum?", followed immediately by somebody else asking "...How much rum have you had?"
Or we could go with the most realistic scenario where they swallow the pill and it expands in their stomach.

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Gonna powerlevel a teensy bit and say that my mom is this close to actually quitting smoking from the majority of her lifetime (she's down to one cigarette every few days). Just goes to show how people obsessed with the idea of safe spaces are quite unconcerned with the perceived safety of other people's spaces.

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It's funny how hypocrites are so blind to their hypocrisy. In general, really, but particularly the last line to specify.
 
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ShiningPokeStar said:
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It's actually more hilarious when you consider it in context, like here. Now picture somebody picking up their glass of rum and going "What the hell? Why is there a pink dinosaur in my rum?", followed immediately by somebody else asking "...How much rum have you had?"
Or we could go with the most realistic scenario where they swallow the pill and it expands in their stomach.

fyPwofR.jpg

Gonna powerlevel a teensy bit and say that my mom is this close to actually quitting smoking from the majority of her lifetime (she's down to one cigarette every few days). Just goes to show how people obsessed with the idea of safe spaces are quite unconcerned with the perceived safety of other people's spaces.

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It's funny how hypocrites are so blind to their hypocrisy. In general, really, but particularly the last line to specify.
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1st one the joke was pretty silly and the 2nd one wow anon need help.
"cancer is my life."
 
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ShiningPokeStar said:
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It's actually more hilarious when you consider it in context, like here. Now picture somebody picking up their glass of rum and going "What the hell? Why is there a pink dinosaur in my rum?", followed immediately by somebody else asking "...How much rum have you had?"
Or we could go with the most realistic scenario where they swallow the pill and it expands in their stomach.

fyPwofR.jpg

Gonna powerlevel a teensy bit and say that my mom is this close to actually quitting smoking from the majority of her lifetime (she's down to one cigarette every few days). Just goes to show how people obsessed with the idea of safe spaces are quite unconcerned with the perceived safety of other people's spaces.

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It's funny how hypocrites are so blind to their hypocrisy. In general, really, but particularly the last line to specify.
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So not wanting to inhale disgusting fumes from some Tumblrina's cigarette is bad? "Smokerphobic"?
I hope 2nd anon enjoys dying early from lung cancer. They're basically saying, "I love cancer, killing myself prevents me from killing myself."
 
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So not wanting to inhale disgusting fumes from some Tumblrina's cigarette is bad? "Smokerphobic"?
I hope 2nd anon enjoys dying early from lung cancer. They're basically saying, "I love cancer, killing myself prevents me from killing myself."
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Idk, as a recovering smoker myself, I found that when I smoked, non-smokers would pass moral judgment upon me. It's one thing to not want to be around smoke, it's another to judge someone else's entire personality by their decision to smoke. (I do agree that this anon is being ridiculous).
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I cannot figure out what this post means. It's tagged "whites: dont," so perhaps it's designed to be completely incomprehensible to a white devil like me.
 
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RIck Sanchez said:
Idk, as a recovering smoker myself, I found that when I smoked, non-smokers would pass moral judgment upon me. It's one thing to not want to be around smoke, it's another to judge someone else's entire personality by their decision to smoke. (I do agree that this anon is being ridiculous).
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I cannot figure out what this post means. It's tagged "whites: dont," so perhaps it's designed to be completely incomprehensible to a white devil like me.
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The original post itself is funny as fuck, the fact that someone added those retarded tags just kinda ruins the hilarity of it. Leave it up to the users to take the fun out of everything.
 
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The original post itself is funny as fuck, the fact that someone added those retarded tags just kinda ruins the hilarity of it. Leave it up to the users to take the fun out of everything.
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Damn Tumblr kiddies, ruining perfectly good dadaist-humor text posts with their post-modernist political identity bullshit.
 
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If he knew the answer he wouldn't be lying to stick up for someone who should have known better
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What do you expect? He's a rabid tumblr anti-sjw. He's just as bad as the people he claims he hates.

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The OP is cringeworthy itself but badsjw's response just makes it worse.
 
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