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When I first joined tumblr, it was near the end of 2012 with all the holidays and such. There were so many SJW posts guilting people over stupid Halloween costumes and enjoying Thanksgiving. Hell, a college classmate posted a picture of her Facebook bitching on how white people get away with dumb mob shit on St. Patrick's Day.

Those types of tumblr posts indicate how these people are fun at parties. *sigh*
That's implying that they actually leave their homes for something other than school or the store...and have meatspace friends.
 
That's implying that they actually leave their homes for something other than school or the store...and have meatspace friends.

A lot of them don't leave their homes at all. They say we are a bunch of shut in's, but I've seen way too many Tumblr users confess never going outside to count.

Even vampires are more social than the average Tumblr user.
 
A lot of them don't leave their homes at all. They say we are a bunch of shut in's, but I've seen way too many Tumblr users confess never going outside to count.

Even vampires are more social than the average Tumblr user.
Vampires are a lot more pleasant than the average Tumblr user, as well.
 
A vampire has to get close to someone to chomp into them and infect them. Tumblrinas can do it over an internet connection
Yeah, but who'd you rather get infected by- a handsome European nobleman with a weird fetish (stereotypical vampire,) or a screeching unemployed gender-studies major Tumblr-feminist hambeast? I mean, if you have to pick one. :autism::autism::autism:
Sane people would pick neither, though!
 
Yeah, but who'd you rather get infected by- a handsome European nobleman with a weird fetish (stereotypical vampire,) or a screeching unemployed gender-studies major Tumblr-feminist hambeast? I mean, if you have to pick one. :autism::autism::autism:
Sane people would pick neither, though!
Hold up a cross, should scare both of them off.
 
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