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I found someone who is claiming to be kin of fucking Sausage Party of all things.

I'm not gonna read most of that cuz it's either a massive troll or a massive retard and I don't care to read the ramblings of either tbh, but I saw Sausage Party (holy FUCK it was bad, 0/10 shouldve seen bad moms, wish I got my money back) and it has WAY too much triggering content for an actual tumblrina (first and foremost, the jokes about racial stereotypes). Buuuuut, on the other hand, at the end of the movie the "Everyone is Bi" trope suddenly applies, so maybe they just really like the fact they can get their gay fetishes off from it? I dunno man.
I was honestly expecting this to end w/ a tumblrina REEEEEEEEEEEing about how evil and racist the OP was but alas, there is hope.
 
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http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Sausage-Party if anyone wants to watch this travesty.
Hey! Now I and anyone else interested in seeing this potential trainwreck of a movie can see it without paying/supporting the assholes from Nitrogen Studios who mistreated the animators who worked on this movie. Because yes, there is actually some controversey involving the mistreatment of the people who animated Sausage Party and at least 30 of like 86 animators being underpaid/uncredited for their work on the film.
 
Hey! Now I and anyone else interested in seeing this potential trainwreck of a movie can see it without paying/supporting the assholes from Nitrogen Studios who mistreated the animators who worked on this movie. Because yes, there is actually some controversey involving the mistreatment of the people who animated Sausage Party and at least 30 of like 86 animators being underpaid/uncredited for their work on the film.

I read about that. The director was apparently a dick who had no idea what the hell he was doing.
 
I just watched it and the finale is a giant orgy featuring all of the food just fucking the life out of each other. The main antagonist is a douche that rams himself up the ass of the manager and pilots him jaeger-style that way during the climax. Half of the words that come out of the characters' mouths are either innuendos or swears.

Why anyone would want to be kin with this movie is beyond me.
 
Yay, finally I can claim to be oppressed for my British accent. Fuck off tumblr, I'm an oppressed minority now.
Why anyone would want to be kin with this movie is beyond me.

I kind of hate how following this thread leads to me thinking stuff like that when I should be thinking "kin is not a thing that is real". Staring into the abyss and all that jazz.
 
I think I know why tumblr is so in love with Sausage Party! They confuse all the shitty racist stereotypes in that movie for POC representation.

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...you know the sad part is that "Mr. Grits" black stereotype was actually worse in the original script. He was originally supposed to be a Song of the South/Uncle Remus-esque stereotype nicknamed "Uncle Tom's Rice".

In the actual finished film he's more like a Jules from Pulp Fiction ripoff with a dash of Sammy Davis Jr.
 
I think I know why tumblr is so in love with Sausage Party! They confuse all the shitty racist stereotypes in that movie for POC representation.

It makes a certain sense, since most SJW adaptations of existing characters to black them up involve using outrageously offensive racist stereotypes, i.e. every black woman is a grossly obese black mammy, etc.
 
I think I know why tumblr is so in love with Sausage Party! They confuse all the shitty racist stereotypes in that movie for POC representation.

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I've seen nothing but hate for sausage party tbh because Seth Rogen is a racist or something.
Also because the movie is edgy garbage but y'know. The sausage party kin is absolutely a troll.
 
The Sausage party stuff all definitely feels like a big joke to me, probably run by a few friends. It feels like a couple of people who want to exploit the otherkin community's "everyone is valid!!!" policy with some hilarious curveballs. At least Sausagekin does. Here's an ask they published that basically says that much. Someone else also posted dramatic chat screencaps and there's some ongoing storyline about Sausagkin's lover being a faker. Brings back Sonic For Real Justice memories.
( UPDATE - Sausagekin has owned up to the ruse and people are pissy about being played. But some users insist that they are True And Honest Sausage Party Kin )
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And it's succeeded in making the entire kin community go nuts if these blogs are any indication. It's hard to convince people that you're a reincarnated alien space rock from a kid's show while laughing at reincarnated hot dogs from Sexy Edgy Toy Story. So you either hypocritically otherize someone else's equally stupid kin, or you hilariously shower someone with love for claiming that they're a Jewish bagel.

At the same time, though, Tumblr is so absurd that a bunch of people probably reblogged this in earnest:
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That and the sheer amount of Twink x Firewater fanart is...well..
It's something.
This rabbit hole goes deep...
Deeper than I care to explore...

I'm kin with the Douche. Douche/Douches/Doucheself pls
Hey now, don't make fun of poor suicidal douchekin.
(You can see their Human Douche doodles in their textbooks here.)

Although, douchekin is interesting for actually linking their main blog, which they hadn't posted on for like a month. They never updated their kin list either!
 
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