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[Erica]

The Sausage party stuff all definitely feels like a big joke to me, probably run by a few friends. It feels like a couple of people who want to exploit the otherkin community's "everyone is valid!!!" policy with some hilarious curveballs. At least Sausagekin does. Here's an ask they published that basically says that much. Someone else also posted dramatic chat screencaps and there's some ongoing storyline about Sausagkin's lover being a faker. Brings back Sonic For Real Justice memories.

Spoiler: chat caps

And it's succeeded in making the entire kin community go nuts if these blogs are any indication. It's hard to convince people that you're a reincarnated alien space rock from a kid's show while laughing at reincarnated hot dogs from Sexy Edgy Toy Story. So you either hypocritically otherize someone else's equally stupid kin, or you hilariously shower someone with love for claiming that they're a Jewish bagel.

At the same time, though, Tumblr is so absurd that a bunch of people probably reblogged this in earnest:

That and the sheer amount of Twink x Firewater fanart is...well..
It's something.
This rabbit hole goes deep...
Deeper than I care to explore...


Hey now, don't make fun of poor suicidal douchekin.
(You can see their Human Douche doodles in their textbooks here.)

Although, douchekin is interesting for actually linking their main blog, which they hadn't posted on for like a month. They never updated their kin list either!

Yeah, this is why I still find the whole ordeal funny. People are kin with the dumbest shit and they don't have a legitimate defense for why people could not be kin with sausage party. There's even networks of people for "problematic kin," if the reason is that the movie is racist therefore nobody would be kin with the characters.

I just like watching glass houses shatter.

 

[Tame Sake]

Not tumblr, but holy crap the tumblr-like bullshit I see on the Facebook lately

Other than clipping the irrelevant stuff in between them, they appeared on the same trending line.

Two sides of the same coin?

 

[Duck Hunt]

I don't know which is more outrageous: A Stop White People course, or a Fanfiction Studies course.

 

[IdaRita]

How to make your post popular on tumblr:
queer/man-hating headcanons of mythological characters. You should gain 50k+ notes.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

How to make your post popular on tumblr:
queer/man-hating headcanons of mythological characters. You should gain 50k+ notes.

Yes, but mermaids don't have any souls either. Ever thought of that?

 

[Loxiozzz]

How to make your post popular on tumblr:
queer/man-hating headcanons of mythological characters. You should gain 50k+ notes.

I'm sure a story like that has been written already. Or write it yourself. I get that some of them don't want to write or are just to lazy to do it, but I can see a book like that actually making money. Think of the furries.

 

[Tame Sake]

>werewolfery
>werewolf culture
>werewolves reducing themselves to mere animals rather than respectable, mighty beasts

It's too early for this shit.

 

[Beholder]

Werewolf relationships... sure, sounds like a good angle
Werewolves who like being werewolves... makes total sense
What werewolves pack in their overnight bag and how to pretend to be a dog so you can mingle with humans... ok, now you've lost me

There's some good werewolf stuff out there, but absolutely none of it involves getting microchipped so that you aren't picked up by animal control. It's more about packs of oversized ferocious beasts with links to mother Gaia fighting other mythological creatures while trying to avoid being hunted to death by humans.

Only Tumblr could take such a promising mythology and reduce it to gay dogs in the space of one post.

 

[Duck Hunt]

Yeah, some of those concepts would be interesting, but the dog shit is dumb as hell.

 

[Muttnik]

The seeds of an idea are there until they pretty much go down the route of chopping the balls off a dignified lore monster and turning them into fluffy sperg dogs.

 

[[DATA EXPUNGED]]

If you want a pretty good werewolf thing, Werewolf: The Apocalypse is a good place to find it. It hits most of those non-stupid points, too. Bet you could come up with some cool plot with a gay werewolf struggling to find his place in society because garou put a huge emphasis on having a family to provide more warriors for Gaia, but then again that's actual character development and not all gay all the time so tumblrites wouldn't enjoy it very much.

 

[Beaniebon]

Despite most of the media Tumblr likes to consume generally being somewhat dark in undertones featuring serious aspects like death (aside from the Steven Universe/other cartoon parts), they generally advocate for everything to be taken on a weird almost romcom-esque route where nothing bad ever happens and it's 100% fluff.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Despite most of the media Tumblr likes to consume generally being somewhat dark in undertones featuring serious aspects like death (aside from the Steven Universe/other cartoon parts), they generally advocate for everything to be taken on a weird almost romcom-esque route where nothing bad ever happens and it's 100% fluff.

And they completely bastardize the existing media that they're fans of. Every character has to be reduced to a sniveling bunny rabbit, every setting has to be changed to a mundane "coffeeshop au." It's kind of miraculous.

 

[LGC99]

 

[Just Here to Cringe]

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Despite most of the media Tumblr likes to consume generally being somewhat dark in undertones featuring serious aspects like death (aside from the Steven Universe/other cartoon parts), they generally advocate for everything to be taken on a weird almost romcom-esque route where nothing bad ever happens and it's 100% fluff.

They've never matured past kids' shows, so of course they're immature...

 

[Xerxes IX]

And they completely bastardize the existing media that they're fans of. Every character has to be reduced to a sniveling bunny rabbit, every setting has to be changed to a mundane "coffeeshop au." It's kind of miraculous.

To quote a tumblr post I don't have 'give us happy lesbians where nothing bad ever happens to them'. They're children who can't take bad things happening to fictional characters (hence some of them saying people who play the genocide route in Undertale are horrible people or something)

 

[PetalPinkPuppy]

To quote a tumblr post I don't have 'give us happy lesbians where nothing bad ever happens to them'. They're children who can't take bad things happening to fictional characters (hence some of them saying people who play the genocide route in Undertale are horrible people or something)

... are people actually saying that? Part of the whole point of that game was that you could murder everyone if you wanted to (and you get a good chunk of story if you do too).

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

... are people actually saying that? Part of the whole point of that game was that you could murder everyone if you wanted to (and you get a good chunk of story if you do too).

I posted one of my personal dA cows a few months ago (now deactivated so I don't have the post anymore) and she apparently gave herself a panic attack by trying to do the genocide route. She also pretended to be kin with a Total Drama 'villain'.

 

[LGC99]