Random Tumblr posts

[RM 810]

Found this on Jessi Slaughter's blog.

See, shit like this makes me hate tumblr even more, because yeah, if those things make you sick every time you eat them, then that's a trigger, a real one, not a 'I looked at a photo of it and I'm tottly panikin rn guys' but tumblr has just ruined the word so much that I almost want to say you have to come up with a new one, trigger no longer means 'causes a negative medical symptom' but 'causes an idiot to crytype' and that's just sad.

 

[LGC99]

 

[friedshrimp]

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Oh, baby.

That reminds me, an ask blog once turned Genie into a slut:

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Dunno what's worse that's happened to Aladdin by these people, Genie turning into a gender special or Jasmine forced to wear a burqa at Disneyworld.

 

[Just Here to Cringe]

Dunno what's worse that's happened to Aladdin by these people, Genie turning into a gender special or Jasmine forced to wear a burqa at Disneyworld.

Spoiler: "Disney-Sperging"

Which is extra nuts when you consider that, in the movie itself, Jasmine only wears hijab as a means of blending in whilst slumming... and even then maybe only to hide that giant-ass gem she wears everywhere.

Her dad says "Praise Allah!" one time, but they don't strike me as being a super-religious family.

If you combine the genie post and the Overwatch post about blue characters being too darn sexualized... things start getting extra weird. Does the person who looks at Widowmaker as being blue (and therefore sexy) see Genie the same way? Maybe he should have just been a vague shade of PoC brown instead...

 

[Loxiozzz]

That reminds me, an ask blog once turned Genie into a slut:

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Dunno what's worse that's happened to Aladdin by these people, Genie turning into a gender special or Jasmine forced to wear a burqa at Disneyworld.

If Walt came back to life, he'd start chain smoking again.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

If Walt came back to life, he'd start chain smoking again.

And get all the Jews and Communists out of the company as well.

 

[GJ 310]

It really belongs on the Deviantart horrors thread but it was on Tumblr.
Didn't Gaijin Goomba already do this?

 

[clowney]

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It really belongs on the Deviantart horrors thread but it was on Tumblr.
Didn't Gaijin Goomba already do this?

... Why...

 

[Maiden]

Yeah, looks like someone got a little too inspired by this...

Spoiler

 

[Erica]

Spoiler: "Disney-Sperging"

Which is extra nuts when you consider that, in the movie itself, Jasmine only wears hijab as a means of blending in whilst slumming... and even then maybe only to hide that giant-ass gem she wears everywhere.

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Her dad says "Praise Allah!" one time, but they don't strike me as being a super-religious family.

If you combine the genie post and the Overwatch post about blue characters being too darn sexualized... things start getting extra weird. Does the person who looks at Widowmaker as being blue (and therefore sexy) see Genie the same way? Maybe he should have just been a vague shade of PoC brown instead...

She's not wearing a hijab, by the way. A hijab covers your hair. She's just wearing a headscarf or hood or whatever.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

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It really belongs on the Deviantart horrors thread but it was on Tumblr.
Didn't Gaijin Goomba already do this?

Who tf looks at a Goomba and says "this needs to be sexier"

Like... How fucked in the head do you have to be? Seriously?

 

[AnOminous]

And get all the Jews and Communists out of the company as well.

What about the homos?

Oh wait there wouldn't even be a company at that point.

 

[Meowthkip]

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It really belongs on the Deviantart horrors thread but it was on Tumblr.
Didn't Gaijin Goomba already do this?

I'm pretty sure this is a joke, 'cause of the use of "hilarious."

Simmer down, guys. This was pretty tongue-in-cheek.

 

[Anime-Chan]

This isn't really tumblr but has a tumblr sense to it:
http://nintendoqs.deviantart.com/journal/wow-look-it-s-a-rant-635616202

i wish I knew what they were saying

 

[Dismaying Tree]

This isn't really tumblr but has a tumblr sense to it:
http://nintendoqs.deviantart.com/journal/wow-look-it-s-a-rant-635616202

i wish I knew what they were saying

End this typing style.

 

[Loxiozzz]

i wish I knew what they were saying

"i have autism??!!? like????"

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Spoiler: "Disney-Sperging"

Which is extra nuts when you consider that, in the movie itself, Jasmine only wears hijab as a means of blending in whilst slumming... and even then maybe only to hide that giant-ass gem she wears everywhere.

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Her dad says "Praise Allah!" one time, but they don't strike me as being a super-religious family.

If you combine the genie post and the Overwatch post about blue characters being too darn sexualized... things start getting extra weird. Does the person who looks at Widowmaker as being blue (and therefore sexy) see Genie the same way? Maybe he should have just been a vague shade of PoC brown instead...

Why do these people feel the need to sperg over fictional characters? They're not real, so they're not gonna hurt anyone.

 

[AnOminous]

Why do these people feel the need to sperg over fictional characters? They're not real, so they're not gonna hurt anyone.

Fictional characters can't take out a restraining order against these nuts.

 

[Meowthkip]

End this typing style.
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What I'm getting is the poster just wants to lop of they tiddies but wants it to be paid for by the state, but they assume because they hate their tiddies that they are trans.

It's more likely that they are causing back problems.

 

[TiredConlanger]

What I'm getting is the poster just wants to lop of they tiddies but wants it to be paid for by the state, but they assume because they hate their tiddies that they are trans.

It's more likely that they are causing back problems.

Indeed. There's a difference between what people have described as the discomfort and pain of large breasts and notable breast tissue feeling completely, fundamentally alien to yourself. And its dumbasses like that that there is a reason for the "gatekeeping" in the first place.