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[Tlazolli]

"I want gay cafés. Like gay bars except no drunk people or loud music, instead there’s coffee and cinnamon buns and pleasant conversations"

Soooo, like regular cafes? Because it really seems like a nice regular cafe to me.

they want one that excludes cisheteropatriarchy dick lickers

 

[trashpanda]

"I want gay cafés. Like gay bars except no drunk people or loud music, instead there’s coffee and cinnamon buns and pleasant conversations"

Soooo, like regular cafes? Because it really seems like a nice regular cafe to me.

Just go to a café in your local gayborhood, OP.

 

[tochiokka]

new to thread. hoping someone can explain to me why half the site will respond to people disagreeing with them with hearts and emoji? is it some sort of new-wave condescension?

 

[Slurms McCorgi]

Wall-E and Eve are non-binary lesbians

When it's not WeHeartIt reposts clogging the WALL•E tag, it's people complaining that the bots have genders. Dang it, I liked this user. What happened to you, Mudflap?

 

[Fiddleford]

? I swear they're making this hard on purpose...

The context was that a lesbian was saying she's uncomfortable with being called queer, and some super special individual came in suggesting she, a lesbian, should wikipedia queer history.

 

[tochiokka]

queer discourse, as with many discourses in the same vein, is as effective as putting two neutered cats beside each other and expecting results. they're both cats, yeah, but nothing's gonna come of it.

it's taxing as hell.

 

[IdaRita]

Found on Rory's blog
http://archive.is/rRe4T

 

[friedshrimp]

"I want gay cafés. Like gay bars except no drunk people or loud music, instead there’s coffee and cinnamon buns and pleasant conversations"

Soooo, like regular cafes? Because it really seems like a nice regular cafe to me.

I don't know how it is in good ol' "stuck in the 50s according to SJWs" AmeriKKKa, but here in Europe in the more gay friendly cities you can find nice gay cafes and all that (even places where hets and families aren't encouraged to go). Just spot if they have the rainbow flag hung up or on a sticker by the window, and you're all set.

Oh and anyone who bases their sexual likes on fan fiction is just as braindead as the ones who watch porn. Most people who write fan fiction are immature virgins anyway, why should you trust them with sex advice?

 

[Meowthkip]

>cisheteropatriarchy
lol wut

I remember when Tumblr called it the kytriarchy.

 

[RG 448]

Found on Rory's blog
http://archive.is/rRe4T

I would have never guessed that porn was unrealistic.

 

[Electric Eye]

Found on Rory's blog
http://archive.is/rRe4T

I've been doing it wrong all along. See I'm retarded and thought pornography was supposed to reflect reality and was not just something I jerk off to. All my attempts of wooing girls by showing up with a pizza box and saying "did somebody order a pizza with EXTRA SAUSAGE?" were for nothing.

But now I see the light. Now I know the true way to get girls is by reading about Snape and Dumbledore gang-banging Voldemort.

 

[Wallace]

"I want gay cafés. Like gay bars except no drunk people or loud music, instead there’s coffee and cinnamon buns and pleasant conversations"

Soooo, like regular cafes? Because it really seems like a nice regular cafe to me.

It helps if you start with the assumption that all SJWs have social anxiety. By "gay" they mean "only people who look like me, act like me, and think like me."

 

[DatBepisTho]

I don't know how it is in good ol' "stuck in the 50s according to SJWs" AmeriKKKa, but here in Europe in the more gay friendly cities you can find nice gay cafes and all that (even places where hets and families aren't encouraged to go). Just spot if they have the rainbow flag hung up or on a sticker by the window, and you're all set.

Oh and anyone who bases their sexual likes on fan fiction is just as braindead as the ones who watch porn. Most people who write fan fiction are immature virgins anyway, why should you trust them with sex advice?

It's not that bad in AmeriKKKa. The way they descrived their idea is legit a mom and pop cafe in a college town no matter if there are dirty heteros in there. Also dirty heteros in the cities sometimes go to gay bars because they're hitting all the bars and clubs that night which generally starts the SJWs reeeee-ing about heterotourism or some shit.

I guess what I'm trying to say in agreement is: We already know they don't care about already existing gay businesses that fit their descriptions...it's SJWs after all and heterocis people can't have anything remotely nice or unaffiliated on their watch.
I mean if I were a federally funded lesbian farmer and I didn't want to go to a gay club because drugs and alcohol aren't my bag, I'd go some place where most people don't go to trawl for sex. Be it straight or gay.
But then again I'm a shitlord.

 

[ZehnBoat]

then the skeleton popped out and whole buss applauded

that skeleton's name?
ALBERT EINSTEIN!

 

[patchwork]

This one's a bit long to stitch together into an image: http://archive.is/XninW
I love it because the two dissenters completely missed the point of the comic.

 

[RM 810]

then the skeleton popped out and whole bus applauded

dude, she's saying that's what would happen, not what did happen, it's just someone joking around about the creepy clown shit going on

 

[DeadwastePrime]

then the skeleton popped out and whole bus applauded

To be fair, I'd fucking murder a clown if it were in less than 20 feet of me too.

 

[tochiokka]

there was a video of a group of people in a car that got terrorized by one of the goddamn clowns. they beat the fucker, drove off, and somehow he still ended up on the back of the car, banging on their rear window.

it's a nasty thing to say, but i understand wanting to run 'em over for sure.

 

[Yamyam]

No fun allowed.

 

[Pedo Bait]

Can we start with the fact that she lived to be 102

That's 37 straight years of senior discount privilege