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[Intelligent Calcium]

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Do you ever find yourself in the mood for a videogame only to think "Gee, I can't enjoy this unless there's some poorly shoehorned in stereotype for diversity points, the rest of the game's content be damned?"

(the site in question, btw)

Very informative database!

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

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Very informative database!

im actually surprised that they aren't pissed about Jolly and Maggy, but I suppose that's horseshoe theory for you.

Spoiler: Autism

For those of you unfamiliar w/ Banjo-Kazooie it's rather well known for its... its irreverent humor. Jolly Roger is pretty much a gay stereotype (sailor outfit, high-pitched "voice", shy and flamboyant) to the point that the menu items in his restaurant are called Salty Dumplings, Toad in the Hole, and Seaman's Surprise.
Maggie actually has a deeper voice than pretty much every character in the game, and Jolly exclusively refers to her as his "partner." And she looks like this:

Spoiler: If she was real she'd have a page on the rat king forum

 

[TenaflyViper]

I dunno, you'll never see a tumblrina sperging over Michael Myers' Halloween or Nightmare on Elm Street since that's too "triggering and problematic"; better have cartoon lesbians in witch hats or something.

Honestly, that's fine by me. Horror movies are one of very few subjects where tumblr bullshit doesn't proliferate, and I hope it stays that way.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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Do you ever find yourself in the mood for a videogame only to think "Gee, I can't enjoy this unless there's some poorly shoehorned in stereotype for diversity points, the rest of the game's content be damned?"

(the site in question, btw)

You know, whenever I play a Mario game, the thought of where Mario wants to stick his penis has never crossed my mind for some reason.

 

[nvrn19]

Yes. The pedophile one.

Sure is nice that breastforce, the "let's over-analyze children's cartoons for autism and trans theories" breastforce is actively cucking that now.

 

[Just Here to Cringe]

im actually surprised that they aren't pissed about Jolly and Maggy, but I suppose that's horseshoe theory for you.

Spoiler: Autism

For those of you unfamiliar w/ Banjo-Kazooie it's rather well known for its... its irreverent humor. Jolly Roger is pretty much a gay stereotype (sailor outfit, high-pitched "voice", shy and flamboyant) to the point that the menu items in his restaurant are called Salty Dumplings, Toad in the Hole, and Seaman's Surprise.
Maggie actually has a deeper voice than pretty much every character in the game, and Jolly exclusively refers to her as his "partner." And she looks like this:

Spoiler: If she was real she'd have a page on the rat king forum

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Of course! The game where I play a bird inside a backpack and a bear wearing the backpack is symbolic for the suffering of closet trans people everywhere! It all makes sense! When I jump inside a sentient cauldron and it teleports me somewhere else, I'm really having gay sex with a transman's vagina! OF COURSE! HOW COULD I BE SO BLIND!

10/10, now that it has fewer straight people.

 

[Tame Sake]

Let's take a break from SJW tardation and have a "Welcome to the internet" moment, aye?

 

[kidsquid]

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Who's ready for another round of tumblr taking fictional relationships more seriously than death

Spoiler: everyone in this post is an idiot

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Apparently these are the kids dressing up as the Ghostbusters 2016 that the SJWs were talking about...

I wonder how many of these kids had their mothers make them dress up like that?

http://squeewentthefangirl.tumblr.com/post/152627450114/memorian-ghostbusters-halloween-appreciation

 

[Hanamura]

Who's ready for another round of tumblr taking fictional relationships more seriously than death

Spoiler: everyone in this post is an idiot

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"having so many gay ships is like the definition of an ally" No, no it's really not.

 

[SnowBall]

Where the hell did the "mlm" and "wlw" terms come from? They're so cringy.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Where the hell did the "mlm" and "wlw" terms come from? They're so cringy.

Because "gay" and "lesbian" arent speshul enuf u guise!
Also to include bisexual woman w/o including that they're attracted to those dang dirty males

 

[friedshrimp]

Also to include bisexual woman w/o including that they're attracted to those dang dirty males

But that's the whole fucking point of a bisexual woman.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

This entire blog. Just, this entire blog.

There's salt and cows as far as the eye can see.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

But that's the whole fucking point of a bisexual woman.

Yea but try telling tumblr that. Tumblr pretty much fucking hates bisexuals

 

[Tlazolli]

http://het-repulsion-zone.tumblr.com/ the entirety of this blog is cringy and insane. i still think the owner of the blog deserves a thread of her own

 

[trashpanda]

Where the hell did the "mlm" and "wlw" terms come from? They're so cringy.

I think those originated with dating ads.

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Thus has been on my phone for a while. I don't remember posting it here though.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

http://het-repulsion-zone.tumblr.com/ the entirety of this blog is cringy and insane. i still think the owner of the blog deserves a thread of her own

Uh, this person does realize that if it weren't for a hetero relationship, they wouldn't even be BORN, right?

 

[Hodor]

https://wewswc2.tumblr.com/post/152671260525/our-propaganda-campaign-to-ruin-the-only

Shittywebcomics continues to amaze me.