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The creator of moomins was a lesbian and Too Ticky is based on her girlfriend - but I bet this is not what she had in her mind.
 
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They are dolls. With web series and a few tv specials, but still.
Why fans of girly stuff (doll lines, disney princesses, "magical girls") became so cringy lately?

You just know you're dealing with a special level of cringiness when you find somebody who goes all "lmao nobody is straight/cis" with a fandom post. It's just basically "hi i'm the specialist of snowflakes love me plz".

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My ex had dark brown hair so I declare myself triggered by it. If you have dark brown hair, you're triggering me.

Not as bad as some tumblrinas who say "WOC who dye their hair blonde/red are victims to white imperialism/beauty standards and that's bad mmkay, they should keep their hair as it is." Like, come on, if these landwhales like dyeing their hair the color of a puking rainbow, I don't see what's bad with a black girl getting blonde "natural" highlights.
 
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And then there would be gang war-level shitstorms over fandom wars at this school. Tbh if you need a class for making gifs alone you're probably retarded or don't know how to use google, and no amount of teaching can make a fanfic writer not spew the most autistic crap on the web..

Honestly, this whole thing reads like Tumblr's really shitty idea for a really shitty version of Hogwarts. But if you replaced all the magic with mundane shit like obsessing over the hair follicles on Benedict Cumblybumble's face.
 
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I hope people like this never spawn or have sex.
These people talk about this kinda shit and you're concerned about them breeding?
Okay, sure, let's do a fucking case study:
Would you fuck a woman who talked like this, or would you move on to literally anyone else in the bar because you prefer blowjobs to lectures on sexual agency?
The latter, you say?
Yeah, so would everyone else. Problem solved, you're welcome.
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I don't even understand what the fuck this is about, and I still hate it.
 
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My ex had dark brown hair so I declare myself triggered by it. If you have dark brown hair, you're triggering me.

"altar introject"? so what, it triggers one of their (nonexistent) "headmates"?

might as well be triggered by the rest of the worldly browns then. shit, dirt, coffee, chocolate…
 
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