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OrangeBurrito said:
The phenomenon of draping a dick on one of the characters in F/F ships needs to be studied (e.g. that horrible Alpha/Omega thing that should have never left its especially depraved corner of Tumblr). It's repulsive yet morbidly fascinating.
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Anondorf said:
"Erm ackshually it doesn't need to be tagged because it's perfectly normal to see PIV sex in F/F fics because it's a woman's feminine penis you transphobe! Het is icky and problematic tho!!1!"
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I'd wager that at least 70% of F/F tag is actually heterosexual sex. It's the same with M/M tag. It's so common to see the bottom have a vagina, get pregnant, give birth, etc...
It's kind of hilarious that Tumblr/AO3 is ungaying/straightening gay couples lmao.

The Ultimate Ramotith said:
Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner (2001) is based on Inuit oral history, and is the first movie filmed in Inuktitut. A period piece set roughly 1000-2000 years ago, everything about this movie is phenomenal - the costumes, props, sets, acting, music, cinematography - even the sex scenes are hot. You can tell the care and passion that went into every detail of the production, from start to finish.

The best thing about this movie is how un-American it feels (or maybe I should say un-Canadian.) There’s no hesitation to break the colonialist, puritanical taboos that Hollywood movies have normalized throughout mainstream cinema. We get plenty of animal violence, we see women processing carcasses to be eaten, there’s full frontal male nudity, even tits. There’s no catering to a European audience whatsoever. I wish there were a thousand movies like this.
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It's hilarious how obsessed with White people and the West these Tumblrites are. They just can't not mention it can they? This person could've just talked about the merits of this movie but no, they have to shove a dig at "European audiences" for no reason whatsoever.
 
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Related to the "public sex" discourse

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I feel like Baldur's Gate 3 was brain poison for Tumblr. Ever since it blew up with that druid sex trailer every vaguely D&Dish setting is treated like every character is a page of dialogue away from fucking every other character.

Content tax: Regarding tumblr's batshit advertisements, the entire site seems to be confused about this one.
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It amuses me that half the replies are telling the OP to check their discord messages.
 
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ducktales4gameboy said:
I feel like Baldur's Gate 3 was brain poison for Tumblr. Ever since it blew up with that druid sex trailer every vaguely D&Dish setting is treated like every character is a page of dialogue away from fucking every other character
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They always had treated DnD like that (even occasionall worldbuilding buffs), it merely got more popular.

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Somerandoontheweb said:
Tumblr has some really disgusting ads. I know kissing family members on the mouth is normal in some countries but this makes me deeply uncomfortable. Spoilered just in case.
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When I was little, it was normal for me to give a goodnight kiss to my mom on the lips or cheek.
The wording on this ad really makes me feel uncomfortable because kissing family members on the mouth is more of a greeting/goodbye gesture.
 
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