Random Tumblr posts

[HY 140]

Found a tumblr JJBA fan who's really, REALLY into vore.

Spoiler: I warned you.

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Spoiler: I mean, I shouldn't be surprised, her sidebar includes five different genders she identifies as.

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I always thought mentions of vore on tumblr were ironic but i was proved wrong, as a jojo fan i'd like to apologize for this.

 

[Maiden]

I hate that I've been around tumblr jojo fandom enough that I can safely say that edgy fetishposters with ten genders are pretty much a dime a dozen now. Though they seem to mostly congregate on twitter these days.

 

[nvrn19]

Welp, now that KF's back, I think it's time now to get (re?)acquainted with THE ULTIMATE REACH.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Welp, now that KF's back, I think it's time now to get (re?)acquainted with THE ULTIMATE REACH.

For some reason when I first read the URL I thought they were going to be sperging about Marco Rubio.

Here's something that totally happened:

 

[The Lawgiver]

For some reason when I first read the URL I thought they were going to be sperging about Marco Rubio.

Here's something that totally happened:
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I like how the last one was just a random act of common courtesy.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

For some reason when I first read the URL I thought they were going to be sperging about Marco Rubio.

Here's something that totally happened:
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So you're the real-life Enoby Darkness Dementia Raven Way?

 

[swingbatta]

So you're the real-life Enoby Darkness Dementia Raven Way?

“Its so unfair!” I yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da cishets? Why couldn’t the patriarchy have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (don’t wory i'm not a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav sexily harrassed meh) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I went to tumblr to blog.

(Missed you all, btw.)

 

[Kermit Can]

Here's something that totally happened:
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On the first day of Cringmas, the patriarchy gave to me~
Ten cars a-honkin'
Nine strangers whislin'
Eight fuckboys starin'
Seven cishets breathin'...

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

anything with emojis on it is cringe

 

[DeadwastePrime]

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anything with emojis on it is cringe

i blame the tumblr staff

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

i blame the tumblr staff

and the cishet white guy who created it

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

For some reason when I first read the URL I thought they were going to be sperging about Marco Rubio.

Here's something that totally happened:
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Let spergalyze this for a moment.

26 contacts within 10 minutes.

This means approximately 1 contact every 25 or so seconds.

Was this a literal line of dudes within nearly touching distance of each other loitering about waiting to talk to this chick?

Sounds like a bit of fantasizing to me.

 

[nice]

I crack up every time knowing that these posts were written with 100% serious and exceptional intent.

 

[Xerxes IX]

This is the very definition of "lol calm down"

 

[dumpzone]

For me the amount of skeletons in Tumblr's closet outweighs 4chan's because the people who browse it have nothing to hide.

 

[Meowthkip]

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This is the very definition of "lol calm down"

4chan must've had a ball with her.

 

[AtrocityVoyeur]

Let spergalyze this for a moment.

26 contacts within 10 minutes.

This means approximately 1 contact every 25 or so seconds.

Was this a literal line of dudes within nearly touching distance of each other loitering about waiting to talk to this chick?

Sounds like a bit of fantasizing to me.

I imagine a shoulder-to-shoulder chorus line of misogynists lined up outside her door. A gauntlet of womyn-hate, each acting sequentially to erode her self-esteem and further the patriarchal agenda.

That, or she's off her anti-psychotics and having delusions of reference. I wonder which is true?

 

[Human Institute Director]

WAIT. Is this the one that chimped for pages over that one toe post?

EDIT:

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Good.

 

[fishercat]

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

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Autistic Soda: The official drink of the Kiwi Farms