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Hypodermic Johnny said:
I'm frankly more shocked Tumblr knows how to read anything that isn't Harry Potter or shit fanfiction. Troll post or not.

Seriously, the only books I have ever SEEN mentioned by Tumblr are Harry Potter, and a few who read something called "The Raven Cycle" which I have no idea what it is only that it seems to be full of angsty supernatural teenage boys (so, naturally, they love it). They don't even read Game of Thrones despite all the bitching they do about the show.

Some of them use the excuse that there's nothing "progressive" enough book-wise for them but frankly I just think they're all lazy and anti-intellectual as sin.
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They were probably assigned it at school and didn't read it.
 
Positron said:
Ah the old "those who keep their silence are implicit accomplices" chestnut. Don't people realize there is a vast world outside politics, especially identity politics?
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Nope, it's why every white male is a sexist Nazi bigot until and unless they agree to let the SJWs and Tumblurinas flagellate them bloody.
 
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You know, I doubt this person has a kid at all
 
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Asa_Spades60 said:
They were probably assigned it at school and didn't read it.
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Anything assigned at school is patriarchial bullshit written to brainwash the mass into the status quo.

TowinKarz said:
He left out the part about the whole playground applauding....
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Aliens in that world probably need three hands for applause.
 
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If you didn't look up fucked up shit when you were like six you're pretty retarded for a nerd.

I'm still not buying this story, though. I looked up pregnancy shit in the encyclopedia (on paper) because I was getting dumb non-answers from adults about the whole where do babies come from thing when my little bro was on the way. I started with the word "pregnant" and then it led to sex stuff and that was just frankly disgusting.

So I can buy a bright seven year old actually figuring out this shit on their own. What I can't buy is them elaborating on it enthusiastically in a way that just coincidentally completely agrees with tumblr mythology. That's not how little kids think. Some of us have a good enough memory to kind of remember how we thought back then.
 
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Varg Did Nothing Wrong said:
What kind of 7 year old knows about chromosomes and what they do?

Oh yeah, the made up kind.
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I had a children's book that explained the whole XY thing in detail given to me when I was six because I was getting a new sibling and wanted to know where babies came from. Little kids knowing this stuff isn't out of the question.

I am finding it very hard to believe that a kid would describe a threesome to their parents, though.
 
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So a personal lolcow of mine was basically complaining all day about the confetti.(tumblr turned 10 yesterday so confetti would appear on your dash for a brief second)
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They also posted this
not sure why but when tumblr users say stuff like this it makes me mad? Shouldn't expect someone to be your friend when you sound emotionally draining.
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Sort of just sounds like they just wait for people to talk to them and not actually start conversations with people.
 
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DancinTim said:
They also posted this
not sure why but when tumblr users say stuff like this it makes me mad? Shouldn't expect someone to be your friend when you sound emotionally draining.
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Sort of just sounds like they just wait for people to talk to them and not actually start conversations with people.
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If someone I knew posted something like this, I'd just stop talking to them entirely. Like, alright, you're gonna be a whiny little bitch? Bye then.

Though I can't say I'd really tolerate someone who threatened fake suicide every 20 minutes over nothing, including stupid tumblr confetti.
 
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