Random Tumblr posts

[Positron]

Does "butch" mean "has a penis" now?

No, but "lesbian" now means "a man seeking women".

 

[floppysnake]

These posts are so edgy they cut my wrists and forced me to ER. Or was it the :autism: instead?

 

[Haltmann]

Horrible fact: This man considers himself as a trans "butch" lesbian. A hip identity for every man who thinks he can get lesbian pussy but is even lazier than normal transbians.

His about page is pretty interesting.

My name’s jack ryan davis. I’m a 20 year old white trans lesbian living in texas.

Ah yes, Jack, the quintessential lesbian name.

Spoiler: Nobody knows because you're obviously a man

Spoiler: Nice Steven Universe body pillow

 

[Meowthkip]

Jello Biafra wore that shirt better.

 

[8waifoofever8]

You really need to learn how to screencap.



Now, Billy, you don't get what you want by throwing a tantrum and saying mean things. You get things by being nice and saying "please."



NGL, cats can be pretty flamboyant and prissy.

Maybe he caught the cat listening to Erasure.



What the fuck are they talking about, I've met plenty of autistic black people. They also didn't necessarily come from well-off families.

Sounds like a convenient excuse to not have an actual diagnosis to me.

I know how to screencap, but I didn't feel like it.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

His about page is pretty interesting.


Ah yes, Jack, the quintessential lesbian name.

Spoiler: Nobody knows because you're obviously a man

Spoiler: Nice Steven Universe body pillow

What is it with Tumblr 'trans' people and refusing to even try to pass?

 

[DancinTim]

mysweetstruggles is probably a troll but still funny (btw they are the person who is kin w/ hitler)

 

[AnOminous]

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mysweetstruggles is probably a troll but still funny (btw they are the person who is kin w/ hitler)

I want to come inside Hitler.

 

[Meowthkip]

I want to come inside Hitler.

I want to shit in Hitler's mouth.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I want to shit in Hitler's mouth.

I'm sure there's a rule 34 horror out there for you. And you probably don't even have to search that hard.

 

[Melkor]

I want to shit in Hitler's mouth.

No you gotta say that you want to tear off Hitler's head and shit down his throat.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I want to shit in Hitler's mouth.

Rumor has it that he would have enjoyed that.

 

[AnOminous]

I want to shit in Hitler's mouth.

You really want to be the human shitlerpede?

 

[Meowthkip]

No you gotta say that you want to tear off Hitler's head and shit down his throat.

That's the encore.

You really want to be the human shitlerpede?

Somebody's gotta take one for the team.

 

[Dollars2010]

A real hero. Obviously a jokester, but they gave me a laugh.

 

[Just Here to Cringe]

Brace your autism, gentlemen and gentlemen with vaginas. It's April Fools Day. Let the gaslight triggering commence.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Brace your autism, gentlemen and gentlemen with vaginas. It's April Fools Day. Let the gaslight triggering commence.

I can only wonder what Null's going to come up with this year...

 

[nvrn19]

"Straight girls were jealous of our practical, comfortable AND sexy style" Projection's a hell of a drug.

 

[Beaniebon]

The 13 Reasons Why Netflix series aired today and uwu be careful guys this show about a girl killing herself contains very triggering scenes about a girl killing herself

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Fuck the police comin straight from the underground