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Can't believe no one has added this, reading this is a trip and deserves a dramatic reading
Damn, none of y'all even put the screens of the 900 anons this person sent the OP.
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If this is a troll, it's fucking dedicated.
 
My gemsona is a mass murderer and her gem is on her gun.

Randy Stair: The Sequel

Wait, since when is Steven Universe about racists and serial killers? Last I checked it was about alien rock people.

At some point, if you ever want to kill some time and a few braincells, look up the character "Bismuth" on tumblr and the incredible salt mountain around her. I stumbled upon what is called a "SU Critical blog" which is where this post is from. Apparently after Bismuth was poofed by Steven a portion of the fandom just circle-jerks and vents their spleen about what a cunt R. Sugar is. Why they continue to watch the show when they hate it so much, I have no idea.

But as for the serial killer/racist thing I don't follow the logic either. I just know it's connected to the totes unfair slaying of Bismuth! And is 100% meant to be taken seriously because, yes, these people are that crazy.
 
Randy Stair: The Sequel



At some point, if you ever want to kill some time and a few braincells, look up the character "Bismuth" on tumblr and the incredible salt mountain around her. I stumbled upon what is called a "SU Critical blog" which is where this post is from. Apparently after Bismuth was poofed by Steven a portion of the fandom just circle-jerks and vents their spleen about what a cunt R. Sugar is. Why they continue to watch the show when they hate it so much, I have no idea.

But as for the serial killer/racist thing I don't follow the logic either. I just know it's connected to the totes unfair slaying of Bismuth! And is 100% meant to be taken seriously because, yes, these people are that crazy.

You see, Steven tries to have empathy, even for villains, and that means he's the original Columbiner.
 
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Can't believe no one has added this, reading this is a trip and deserves a dramatic reading

I got a guy to do a dramatic reading... maybe I should have paid him, it sounds like he recorded it on a potato. Still, here you go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pzdi8oEkfh

EDIT: Sorry for the wait. I ran the thing through Audacity and equalized the sound. It doesn't stab me in the ears anymore each time he says a S noise.
 
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