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Imagine being this much of a sped.
 
I'm amazed at all the speds here who apparently are invested in Arthur of all things. I vaguely remember the books from elementary school, and they seemed to be the boring shit for people who were too traumatized by the excitement of the Richard Scarrey books. Which were almost as boring as the Arthur books.
 
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"Deserve representation".

Lolwut? For Breathing While Negligible Minority? Seriously, you think your alleged existence gives you a right to force other people to change their art to your satisfaction? What's next, you gonna paint over the Mona Lisa with danger hair, cateye glasses and enough piercings to set off the Louvre's metal detectors?
 
You know, people love pointing out that Roadhog's nail painting is feminine... When it comes to 'proving' he's 'totally gay you guys!!'

On one hand tumblrina mcgee has half a point: he's def inspired by the metalhead community, nothing about him is feminine or girly, not even the nail polish. But y'know, that's a cherry-picked detail. Tumblr likes to use it to prove he's gay uwu or gender non-conforming uwu when really it's just that he's some fat middle-aged grimy psychopath who listens to too much ACDC and Rammstein

I'd admit that that was a valid point on their part about metalhead culture...if they didn't feel the need to tag that post with roadrat for no real good reason other than it feels like it invalidates her ~cutesy trash gays~
 
Not tumblr, but it might as well be.

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Also, I'm pretty sure this was the start of a Twitter rant.

That's funny. I always saw Goldilocks as a patriarchy-smashing illegal immigrant who felt she was entitled to food and shelter from the hard-working middle-class bears in their nuclear family, essentially taking up resources the native-born Baby Bear needs to survive.

...Nah, not really. It's a story for little kids about how waltzing into strangers' houses and messing with their stuff is rude. I can see that because I'm not an SJW retard.
 
I think that one belongs in the SJW Art thread, but yeah, I imagine the potterheads are exploding today with their feels.
 
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Ah yes, people will be clamoring for bookmarks of beloved characters where you can only recognize half of them.

Why tf is Neville black now? Hell, why ISN'T Lupin black? How are they determining who gets race-bent and who doesn't? I can't keep up with these people. (:_(
It's drawn well at least. I'd buy one if I could figure out who son of them were supposed to be. Who is the black guy in the Slytherin one?
 
I personally like how they forget about Dean Thomas, who, despite being captured and tortured by the Death Eaters, came to Hogwarts to fight Voldemort. And then there's Lee Jordan, who ran the radio program Potterwatch during the seventh book.

But no, we have to have a black Harry, because "representation" doesn't count unless you erase-and-replace the important "plain vanilla" people around you.
 
I think that one belongs in the SJW Art thread, but yeah, I imagine the potterheads are exploding today with their feels.
Oops, I didn't know such a thread existed. Just thought I'd throw it in here because it was mentioned yesterday and didn't really believe it was a wide-spread idea outside of black Hermione.

I personally like how they forget about Dean Thomas, who, despite being captured and tortured by the Death Eaters, came to Hogwarts to fight Voldemort. And then there's Lee Jordan, who ran the radio program Potterwatch during the seventh book.
We have Kingsley too, who served a very prominent role in the ministry of magic and protected the muggle prime minister (which in the books, muggles and muggle born wizards and witches were the actual oppressed classes). He was cornered by several Death Eaters and fought his way out, and fought at Hogwarts.

Dean Thomas was probably 'too problematic' because he didn't have any idea who his father was which is far too stereotypical. But we need to make Neville black to truly appreciate the fact that his parents are mentally ruined to the point where they barely recognize him. Or something.

Shit, we almost need a Harry Potter autism community watch thread at this point.
 
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