Random Tumblr posts

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

Just going through this random person's reblogs now because of this reply he made.

Spoiler: more

Haha, eating all that cheap food and not sharing it with anyone. Power to you, you rascal!

Share clean water btw.

XD

You're not expected to cite any sources or provide explanations for your own arguments because you're just too lazytired to do it in your safe space UwU So just make the powerful white people figure it out by themselves.

 

[AnOminous]

"Emotional labor."

A phrase never unironically said in history by anyone who ever had a job.

 

[what]

Spoiler: poor attempt at humor, again

I wanted to ask "why straight, though?" but it's obvious at this point.

Also I feel like this is implication that gay relationships in media are always so well developed and never unnecessary (lmao).

 

[Vorhtbame]

You're not expected to cite any sources or provide explanations for your own arguments because you're just too lazytired to do it in your safe space UwU So just make the powerful white people figure it out by themselves.

And then, when we cite all those sources in self-defense due to being charged with being bigoted, it's mansplaining or cisplaining or whatever.

Frankly, I've got enough to do in my life without having to take a three-hour self-study extension course in order to interact with one person.

Never seen anyone so eager to admit he was the token sassy gay character with only one line of dialogue.

 

[Literally Hitler]

It's like the perfect combination of euphoric atheism and transtrenderism

 

[Loxiozzz]

But God is male. He is capitalized...

 

[Meowthkip]

But God is male. He is capitalized...

He is both the Father and the Son.

... And I guess that would make the Holy Spirit male too I guess.

This argument would not work at all on Catholics.

 

[friedshrimp]

God is male, he's supposed to be the all-father above.

It's always Christians when they make these attacks. You just know they'd never make a post like that shit-talking Jehovah or Allah.

 

[what]

I believe only the angels and the soul (after you die) is agender (or somewhat close to the concept of the lack of gender), but I've never heard this about the God - he's supposed to be a father figure to the humanity, isn't he?

Tumblr likes to shit on Christianity because they're so Edgy and Open Minded and Christianity is Oppressive and "reblog this to make a Christian mad". Which also led to the "I saw God and she's black" joke.

I guess tumblr likes to just pin "trans/gay/poc" to random thing without previously even researching it and then call it "progressive". I wonder how progressive would it be to say the same shit as they spawn about any other god that belongs to poc.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

But God is male. He is capitalized...

Wouldn't this mean they're deliberately misgendering God and using the wrong pronouns?

 

[HY 140]

now thats what I call edgy

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

God is male, he's supposed to be the all-father above.

It's always Christians when they make these attacks. You just know they'd never make a post like that shit-talking Jehovah or Allah.

They indirectly are, because they're all supposed to be the same god.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Religiosperg:

When you're talking about God, you're so far outside of the known physical realm that symbolism/analogy is about as close as you can often get. If He says to use this word or that in describing Him, there is a reason for it, and it's usually for our benefit.

But unlike God, your average Tumblrina is only a human being, and therefore subject to the same rules as the rest of us mere mortals. I realize the concept of equality is hard for SJWs, but...

 

[Tame Sake]

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It's unfortunate that these people don't have the balls to do this for real. Cause that's a fast way to get your hair ripped out by the woman for your implications.

 

[Just Here to Cringe]

It's unfortunate that these people don't have the balls to do this for real. Cause that's a fast way to get your hair ripped out by the woman for your implications.

 

[HY 140]

It's unfortunate that these people don't have the balls to do this for real

if someone said that to me for real i'd kick the shit out of them

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Thin people shouldn't ride elevators or escalator.

 

[HY 140]

and here i thought they were made for convenience, but nah they were made for shrieeking stay puft marshmallow women

 

[Urban Superstition]

Thin people shouldn't ride elevators or escalator. View attachment 252357

the problem can be fixed if they ate less

 

[Tame Sake]

Pretty certain the invention of the elevator and escalator were done before laziness and obesity was a wide spread thing in this country. They're not THAT new of inventions.