Random Tumblr posts

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I often see posts like these get the 10000 notes and often are tagged as "lol".

Why is tumblr so bad at jokes. Like these "attempts" at humor are anything but funny.
 
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"Hi, I'm white and suffer from crippling white guilt!"

"Hi, I'm a sinner and if I flog myself in the middle of the town square until my back is completely raw and bloody, Everyone will know how sorry I am, and God will have mercy on me. Is that so hard?"
 
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that feel when you send a dickpic to a hot girl and she rejects you #terf rhetoric
Yeah, you know, it's weird, but no matter how many lesbians I send dick pics too, none of them want to fuck me.
I'm telling you, the struggle is real. I just can't puzzle it out.
 

Decaf, honey, if you use the word "racist" as a pejorative, then yes, calling someone "racist" is an attack on their character.

So, yes, you are a racist, I'll go with you that far, but I'll thank you not to pretend every other "white" person is just like you.

(And no, by the way, your non-white Tumblr acquaintances won't stop hating you for having posted this. If someone needs you to abase yourself and call yourself trash in order for them to like you, they're not your friends.)
 
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that feel when you send a dickpic to a hot girl and she rejects you #terf rhetoric

I like to assume that the person asking for nudes was some bloke posing as a hot lesbian, hoping for pictures of sexy naked lesbians to be sent to him.

Then he got a dick pic and screeched at.
 
so they started out as cis and transitioned into still being cis?
okay then. totally 100% normal and not fucking jackass behavior

It actually seems to be part of the whole, "a trans woman wasn't ever male, she's always been female even if her body was at once male, don't ever say she was ever male" (or vice versa) thing. I was curious, and watched the video that explained it. Basically trying to get extra snowflake points and maybe some bonus ~I always knew I was a girl even as a toddler~ smug points.

There's a few trans people in the comments of the youtube video who pointing out how stupid this thought process is, and that it makes all trans people look bad, but for the most part there's just people agreeing. I can only assume the ones that disagree are actually trans, while the ones that agree are transtrenders.
 
Found this while looking through the Spring Awakening tag.
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Now don't get me wrong, Melchoir is kind of a terrible person, but the person really did not need to put sexuality into this.
 
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