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[LazarusOwenhart]

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"I had a panic attack [...] and an employee had to literally hold my hand" Jesus Christ what are you, 12?

Bullshit. Nobody does that. The only reason a theater usher would hold your hand is if you're a 600lb land whale with dinky size 5 feet that make stairs impossible to navigate. I refuse to believe that there are people who walk around this world being that sensitive yet still manage to function enough to do something like go to the cinema.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

worst case scenario we lose a trash can

 

[neverendingmidi]

Maybe they can rob a Target or Walmart instead of a K-Mart.

They’re at least easier to find, you have to be determined to hit a Kmart since there’s so few left in existence.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Bullshit. Nobody does that. The only reason a theater usher would hold your hand is if you're a 600lb land whale with dinky size 5 feet that make stairs impossible to navigate. I refuse to believe that there are people who walk around this world being that sensitive yet still manage to function enough to do something like go to the cinema.

I think it's funny that they went to a Del Toro film and were surprised that it had disturbing scenes. Don't all his movies have something scary?

They’re at least easier to find, you have to be determined to hit a Kmart since there’s so few left in existence.

LOL, they can't even rob right.

 

[SomeKindaRobot]

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Okay, if I saw this person on the street I wouldn't even assume they're trans. I'd think they're just a woman with a suit on. (And not even a male looking suit either if I'm going to be honest.)

High heels: ✓
Women's suit: ✓
Feminine makeup: ✓

Yep, definitely looks like a trans dude to me.

 

[HY 140]

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Nah, I'm good.

what the fuck are you gonna steal from a K-mart? the ceiling tiles? even then i don't they'd give a shit.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

http://archive.is/PwTG3
https://autismserenity.tumblr.com/post/148821242791/blackstoic-blackstoic-blackstoic

JFC there’s a difference between “touching up your CV/resume a bit just in case is okay” and “blatantly and shamelessly lying to THE CAPITALIST PIGS oops your potential employers about your work experience is okay if you’re ~oppressed~! LOL!!”

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

What can go wrong

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

High heels: ✓
Women's suit: ✓
Feminine makeup: ✓

Yep, definitely looks like a trans dude to me.

Boobs: ✓

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Priorities

 

[neverendingmidi]

Priorities
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Are they talking about the card game? Really?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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Okay, if I saw this person on the street I wouldn't even assume they're trans. I'd think they're just a woman with a suit on. (And not even a male looking suit either if I'm going to be honest.)

>Wear make-up
>Wear lipstick
>Wear high heels
>Wear a women's suit that shows off ass
>Don't bother with a chest binder
>Wonder why I don't pass a man and why people call me a trans-trender attention whore

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Sure, we can remake Carrie to be black or trans or an immigrant or whatever, but don't ignore the fact that white cis girls can also still be bullied for whatever reason.
Hell, you can just make your own story about a girl being bullied & getting revenge based on YOUR experiences. You don't have to edit pre-existing media to fit the narrative you want to show.

 

[friedshrimp]

The whole idea of Carrie tho is that her mom is a crazy Christian zealot. If they change to any other religion/an atheist you know people will get angry.

 

[Muttnik]

Carrie just gets progressively worse the more times they remake it. The 1976 film is pretty much iconic and critically acclaimed and each time they try to redo it the finished product just manages to look dated and lame. I don't think adding ~black trans gurl UWU~ is going to help it. Especially since tumblr social justice seems to trend with stupid teenagers. If anything, the Carrie they're imagining would be a celebrated victim-queen in high school.

 

[HY 140]

What can go wrong

everything

 

[Fat White Bitch]

 

[AnOminous]

fuck whitey

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I'm pretty sure "don't act like a complete piece of shit" isn't a "new rule" or an "obnoxious power," but stuff that anyone who had parents got taught.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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Your dad was talking about autism.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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Her dad is also Albert Einstein-kin.