Random Tumblr posts

[AnOminous]

The worst were always the mass couponer types and the ones who complain about every waking thing when I was in grocery. Like “manager” my ass, they need an attitude augmentation, not a fuckin’ manager because they can’t use twenty coupons to cheapen their stockpile of toothpaste by a dollar or w/e

Depends what kind. Some of those are just outright scammers who bring in a pile of utter bullshit in a disorganized mess, with half of them invalid or expired, and then argue about every single one.

The hyper-organized autistic ones obsessively check every single one so that they're valid, even if they're managing to get a whole cart of stuff for like $5.

 

[FeatherBomb]

I've had people argue with me to give them a senior discount despite the fact that we didn't do them. They really get uppity and pissed about that 4% off a barely 2$ drink.

 

[OG 666]

Anyone know what the fuck this says? Thanks.

(Also, hi, relatively new here but I've lurked for awhile. Have spent an embarrassing amount of time in the Tumblr cesspool and I come bearing gifts.)

 

[Unfiltered Red]

Anyone know what the fuck this says? Thanks.

(Also, hi, relatively new here but I've lurked for awhile. Have spent an embarrassing amount of time in the Tumblr cesspool and I come bearing gifts.)

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It says: "Even if you in no way fit the definition of being aroace, you're still aroace." Tumblr logic.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Anyone know what the fuck this says? Thanks.

(Also, hi, relatively new here but I've lurked for awhile. Have spent an embarrassing amount of time in the Tumblr cesspool and I come bearing gifts.)

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got ninja'd by above.
That shits like the unofficial tagline of tumblr by this point.

"Even if you are not this thing, you can be this thing with enough mental gymnastics"

 

[Berserker Armor]

i saw this and had to share. i was so confused and trying to figure out which is worse about this image or it as a whole

Spoiler: tell me fellas.. what the fuck is wrong with this

which is worse. the grandma in the outfit. the outfit. the guy in the background face. or the fact this is taken in walmart

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

which is worse. the grandma in the outfit. the outfit. the guy in the background face. or the fact this is taken in walmart

Grandma most definitely. Can't make out the guy's face and this isn't that unusual for Wal-Mart.

 

[Meowthkip]

i saw this and had to share. i was so confused and trying to figure out which is worse about this image or it as a whole

Spoiler: tell me fellas.. what the fuck is wrong with this

which is worse. the grandma in the outfit. the outfit. the guy in the background face. or the fact this is taken in walmart

I genuinely love this.

 

[Ceci]

i saw this and had to share. i was so confused and trying to figure out which is worse about this image or it as a whole

Spoiler: tell me fellas.. what the fuck is wrong with this

which is worse. the grandma in the outfit. the outfit. the guy in the background face. or the fact this is taken in walmart

Maybe she's just trying to bond with her weeaboo grandson by getting involved in his interests?

 

[Somsnosa]

Leave granmas alone they're good and do their best

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

http://macpye.tumblr.com/post/169991951089
http://archive.is/f2Ryy

"waaaa waaaaaa the preshus gheis aren't treated like perfect and flawless Mary Sue princesses in media waaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh"

 

[Dismaying Tree]

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http://macpye.tumblr.com/post/169991951089
http://archive.is/f2Ryy

"waaaa waaaaaa the preshus gheis aren't treated like perfect and flawless Mary Sue princesses in media waaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh"

To be fair, the Heathers remake looks like absolute shit. Got nothing to do with any socjus stuff, it's just another unnecessary remake that can't live up to the original.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

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http://macpye.tumblr.com/post/169991951089
http://archive.is/f2Ryy

"waaaa waaaaaa the preshus gheis aren't treated like perfect and flawless Mary Sue princesses in media waaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh"

The point may be bad, but the advice is completely correct. The original Heathers is on Netflix. Watch that instead. You'll enjoy it more than the remake.

 

[Synthesizer Patel]

Bringing you yet another "of the day" tumblr, pretty much entirely because of this post.

It's... pro-choice character of the day!

Can't believe this tumblr isn't a piss-take. It's incredible.

 

[Meowthkip]

Bringing you yet another "of the day" tumblr, pretty much entirely because of this post.

It's... pro-choice character of the day!

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Can't believe this tumblr isn't a piss-take. It's incredible.

Imagine being so angry about the Zootopia abortion comic that you had to make this Tumblr.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I saw this thing on tumblr yesterday, and full version was availible for a free download, so here's the file, if you want to start hating everything.

Also, a bonus (what is with headcanoning greek/roman gods as anti-trump?):

 

[Unfiltered Red]

Leave Artemis out of this.

 

[Meowthkip]

Life for the asexual succubus must suck.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

>Calling minorities monsters.
>Progressive.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Life for the asexual succubus must suck.

At least in Planescape: Torment when you meet the chaste succubus it's explained why she is the way she is, which is why she's one of the more fascinating characters in the story (and she's one of the more useful party members), and even then she is a potential love-interest for the main character.

Tumblr's version is probably nowhere near as nuanced or smart.