Random Tumblr posts

[Meowthkip]

I'm not straight but I care about the plot. What does that make me?

Internalizing oppression.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I'm not straight but I care about the plot. What does that make me?

A fag

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

The fact that Tumblr had this in my recommended posts is really dumb.

 

[IceGray]

Must be why more "men" are trooning out for adoration.

 

[TheClorax]

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Pardon me for actually caring about what a movie's about before I watch it.

They’re probably talking about that new movie, “Love Simon.”

 

[HY 140]

why does his have so many notes

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

why does his have so many notes

You know full well why.

Just like why this one does:

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

You know full well why.

Just like why this one does:
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Be careful with that joke, Tumblr, it's an antique.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I attempted to archive this since it's so large but the site fucked up the images so sorry, I have to post the full screenshot even though it's large.

Way to miss the point. Johnlockers are fucking morons.

 

[Meowthkip]

I attempted to archive this since it's so large but the site fucked up the images so sorry, I have to post the full screenshot even though it's large.
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Way to miss the point. Johnlockers are fucking morons.

Didn't they already confirm this years ago?

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

My friend who watched Sherlock and is a fan of the show (but not a Johnlock) told me that the creators said that they wouldn't hook up in season 4. Mark Gatiss even told fans this on Tumblr but they all said he was lying and insisted that John and Sherlock would get together.
Season 4 happened and of course like they said, they still were friends.
They've been whining about it ever since. Can you blame Martin Freeman for being over it?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Didn't they already confirm this years ago?

"They were just lying to throw us off! Johnlock is endgame! REEEEEEEE!"

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Autism is also fag culture

 

[HY 140]

being a r.etard is also gay culture

 

[A Sign]

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ERRMERGERD HARRY POTTER IS REEEEL ADN GAAAAAYYY

Gawd... I quit bothering with Harry Potter when I was like 16 or 15. I find it so...I don't know what, how grown ass adults are STILL obsessed with it?

And its so pathetic how I say again GROWN ASS ADULTS apply children's books to real life events like preschoolers who think cartoons are real.

 

[fishercat]

Please don't.

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: Mice to eat you

Spoiler: Karma's a witch

 

[Meowthkip]

Spoiler: Mice to eat you

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Yo, that crackhead and that rat are cool, I went to school with them.

 

[Cure Milquetoast]

maybe because postmodernist queer theory is useless hmmmmmmmmmmm