Random Tumblr posts

[Lunete]

Can't believe straight people are The Borg
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It's not "queer assimilation" or whatever buzzword of the week you wanna come up with. It's because of the constant infighting in the GLBT "community." Usually over who is the most oppressed or who is "acting straight (whatever that means)." You idiots are the reason these divisions exist not straight people.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Do you want to commit a murderrrr?...

 

[Lady of the House]

i like this ironically, but what a weird fucking idea

 

[HY 140]

Cinderella looks like a man. Wait- it's Dylan? No wonder she's fugly.

worst part is she doesnt have the bowlcut

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

At this point, death is more acceptable than being forced to look at this shit.

 

[Benine Bovine]

They made Dylan the one princess whos arch revolves around a shoe

 

[kidsquid]

God forbid someone disagree with you, right?

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

I'm surprised the OP didn't get flack for drawing Kruz as Esmeralda, considering he's white.

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This is such an awful idea.

I don't know what's worse, Stephanie Meyer rewriting Twilight to have a male protagonist or this. Both ideas are just unnecessary.

 

[HY 140]

God forbid someone disagree with you, right?

"be anti american"
"I'm not"
tumblr:

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

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God forbid someone disagree with you, right?

I've never understood the hatred for America from people who live here.
Like, kiddo, plane tickets are cheaper than ever these days. Fucking leave. Piss off to Liberia or Egypt or one of your other beautiful POCLGBTDTFLOLBBQ paradise nations.
There is literally nothing forcing you to stay here. If you dream of a life dodging bullets and beriberi in the DRC, tally fucking ho. Tell the local warlord Jangles says hi.

Also, snatched this little gem:

"I am a communist because I made a complete hash of my life and now I'm angry at the world."

 

[A Sign]

>"Waaa I hate America! I am soooo oppressed here no one understands that I am demiboi spacekin genderflux picklesexual and LITERALLY KILL ME EVERY TIME THEY MISGENDER ME ADN TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER WHO KILLS TRANS PPLS"

Then leave! Set up a pity party GoFundMe to pay for your one way ticket to your precious QueerPOCQueerAF Kawaii Communest country where you'll be swiftly thrown in a labor camp or killed, instead of being coddled like a preschool child for every uwu trigger that LITERALLY sends you into a PANBIC AGHKTL.

 

[Popcorn Apoptosis]

Like, kiddo, plane tickets are cheaper than ever these days. Fucking leave. Piss off to Liberia or Egypt or one of your other beautiful POCLGBTDTFLOLBBQ paradise nations.

That would work if most tumblrinas weren’t so clearly a bunch of ignorant teenagers that still have to live with their parents for the foreseeable future.

 

[Meowthkip]

I've never understood the hatred for America from people who live here.

They say familiarity breeds contempt.

 

[kidsquid]

 

[HY 140]

its either that or no one really cares or bats an eye

 

[neverendingmidi]

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

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I don't think anyone takes those "I was there" posts seriously. All of them read like this:

 

[HY 140]

"AND THEN I BECAME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES"

 

[CumStainedFloorTiles]

I was looking for art references and found this instead.

LMAO what's Asia?