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Find the crazy person (I added the original post so it isn't out of context).
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Answer: it's keanurezor. Most people made jokes, and yet this person decides to say "cis" men and women don't exist. By that logic, neither do trans men and women, since they are trying to fit into society as "cis" people.

Then again, this person could be making a joke too (but so many people use that as an excuse so it probably isn't).
 
"Like a mosquito bite that flares up and itches for a few seconds before you burn it with a cigarette."

That seems a little excessive for a mosquito bite. Like, girl, get some Chloraseptic. Or was that a "subtle" attempt to edgelord (edgequeen? edgequeer?) it up with a little casual self-harm?
Oh definitely the latter. The whole blog is edgy stuff with weird rambles like that. There's also a post about how they don't have a gender and "come from the void"
 
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How this conversation really went:
Dog Petter: Hey your dog's cute, is it a boy or girl...
Autist: It's a dog.
Dog Petter: Yea but is it a girl dog or boy dog?
Autist: Its. A. Dog.
Dog Petter: uhh... okay, enjoy your coffee and thanks for letting me pet your dog...
Autist: ugh, fucking transphobic piece of shit.
Pokemon already had a trans character in X/Y.

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Black Belts are specifically male trainers. This generic trainer type is specifically female. As far as I know, this is the only trans character in pokemon. That previous post was desperate in finding a trans character, it made no sense.
As an aside, the "Black Belt" trainer class is called "Karate King" in Japanese and the phrase is used in this character's dialogue where "Black Belt" is used making the "transformation" bit a little more direct. Iirc this is not the first or last "LGBT Easter Egg" Game Freak has put in the games. For example, in Black and White 2 there's the Ferris Wheel in Nimbasa City where you can battle a new trainer each season, with different ones appearing if youre boy or girl player character. For the boy you get a nursery aide who admits to "disguising themselves" as a woman and the girl gets a hiker who casually admits to being attracted to men, if I'm remembering this all correctly. Of course, these two got way more watered down than the provided example from XY.

But tumblr only cares about LGBT characters if theyre the ones that theyre making up and shoehorning into random places for "uwu vawidashun"
 
I got bored of reading notes on this one, so picked the one I myself thought is dumbest, but you can look for yourself
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So... does this mean straight porn videos are secretly for bicurious guys if they have modelesque actors with big dicks? Or does towersrose just not understand that many people have sexual fantasies about feeling attractive, not just finding other people attractive?
 
I got bored of reading notes on this one, so picked the one I myself thought is dumbest, but you can look for yourself
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I think Towersrose misses the point that the heroine of the romance novel is a placeholder for the reader. Of course the reader wants to know that her temporary avatar in this book's universe is beautiful and therefore deserving of male attention; feeling desired and desirable is the point of the genre.

It's about the feelings that it invokes, overall--and honey, I think if they're having sex, the man's body has very definitively responded to the woman's touch. Honestly, I don't know what Towersrose was reading if she's that unaware that that stuff is discussed in romance novels...
 
I think Towersrose misses the point that the heroine of the romance novel is a placeholder for the reader. Of course the reader wants to know that her temporary avatar in this book's universe is beautiful and therefore deserving of male attention; feeling desired and desirable is the point of the genre.

It's about the feelings that it invokes, overall--and honey, I think if they're having sex, the man's body has very definitively responded to the woman's touch. Honestly, I don't know what Towersrose was reading if she's that unaware that that stuff is discussed in romance novels...
I was thinking the same. They describe what the dude thinks and does so the female reader pictures a guy doing those things to her and thinking those things about her. Towersrose comment could easily go on the everything is lesbians thread. Also, men write romance novels too
 
So... does this mean straight porn videos are secretly for bicurious guys if they have modelesque actors with big dicks? Or does towersrose just not understand that many people have sexual fantasies about feeling attractive, not just finding other people attractive?
ive heard guys say they dont watch straight porn because of the dick, yes
 
I was thinking the same. They describe what the dude thinks and does so the female reader pictures a guy doing those things to her and thinking those things about her. Towersrose comment could easily go on the everything is lesbians thread. Also, men write romance novels too
i don't know why a lesbian would read lots of bodice rippers. they're straight woman erotica. bi/plan women, sure, but lesbians? no. it's also kinda weird her mom let her read them as a kid since they're not exactly child-appropriate.
 

Well, no one calls out James Patterson on only writing books where a woman is murdered after getting laid and then a man solves her murder because that's not the case. He has an entire series where the main characters are women, he's written books for kids that are considered slice of life, along with some sci-fi and romance novels. People do call out romance novels, at least the ones that are strict romance because they're boring. Women also get laid a lot in non romance fiction and don't die. Those thrillers that make up at least half the books grocery stores and pharmacies sell have their female leads getting nailed all the time and they live to save the day.
 
Animals have a concept of sexuality. Nothing more.

Or maybe they just like humping indiscriminately.
Both. Like if my cats weren't neutered (and they tolerate each other at best) they'd fuck for the good of the species. (:autism:) Arguably animals don't have any real concept of "male" or "female" either, they just instinctively know to bump uglies with the cat screaming its head off with its ass in the air lying in the middle of the kitchen floor. Not to mention animals don't exactly understand what people are saying, it's mostly "shalkjgaladkakjag[animal's name]laalfhwor want food?" They don't give a fuck about he or she when the only words they can understand are their names, "go see", "food", "potty", "bedtime", "want", "got", "come here", and "stay there". It's like talking to a two year old.
 
I got bored of reading notes on this one, so picked the one I myself thought is dumbest, but you can look for yourself
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That's just one big mess.

People usually call out romance novels because they're shallow, generic and badly written. People also call out that shit in other genres, plus I see quite a lot of people complaining about misogyny in, e.g. the horror genre.

It's fucking funny how they try to justify their love for awful, shallow books and still try to convince themselves that they're not straight women. Because that would just be awful.
 
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